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B G#
I had the lamest date to the
C# E
Daddy daughter dance
B G#
Maybe that's why I don't like
C# E
To fucking slow dance
B G#
And my mom said don't buy vegetables
C# E
They won't last
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Well she's right 'cause our friendship is in the past
B G#
And I go through these phases
C# E
Of people and places
B G#
And the turkey is tasty
C# E
Just like the shit that you're talking
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So you know I had to shoot that down
G#
Because everyone's family
C# E
When you're in a hospital
B G# C# E
And you know I'm scared
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Like the third grader on a triple dog dare
B G#
And I go through these phases
C# E
Of people and places
B G#
And the turkey is tasty
C# E
Just like the shit that you're talking
B G# C# E
And maybe if you took me out to dinner
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I would like anything for another year