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I had the lamest date to the
G# B
Daddy daughter dance
F# D#
Maybe that's why I don't like
G# B
To fucking slow dance
F# D#
And my mom said don't buy vegetables
G# B
They won't last
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Well she's right 'cause our friendship is in the past
F# D#
And I go through these phases
G# B
Of people and places
F# D#
And the turkey is tasty
G# B
Just like the shit that you're talking
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So you know I had to shoot that down
D#
Because everyone's family
G# B
When you're in a hospital
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And you know I'm scared
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Like the third grader on a triple dog dare
F# D#
And I go through these phases
G# B
Of people and places
F# D#
And the turkey is tasty
G# B
Just like the shit that you're talking
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And maybe if you took me out to dinner
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I would like anything for another year