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I had the lamest date to the
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Daddy daughter dance
D B
Maybe that's why I don't like
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To fucking slow dance
D B
And my mom said don't buy vegetables
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They won't last
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Well she's right 'cause our friendship is in the past
D B
And I go through these phases
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Of people and places
D B
And the turkey is tasty
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Just like the shit that you're talking
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So you know I had to shoot that down
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Because everyone's family
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When you're in a hospital
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And you know I'm scared
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Like the third grader on a triple dog dare
D B
And I go through these phases
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Of people and places
D B
And the turkey is tasty
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Just like the shit that you're talking
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And maybe if you took me out to dinner
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I would like anything for another year