Intro
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[Verse 1]
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Shakespeare’s got a mail order Uzi
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Shakespeare’s got a gun; he’s gonna use it
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Shakespeare’s got a prostitute names Suzie
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Shakespeare’s got a gun; he’s gonna use it
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It seems some monkey just outside of Pittsburgh
E D#
Finally typed out Hamlet; typed out Hamlet word for word
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Shakespeare’s pissed off; Shakespeare’s got an Uzi
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Shakespeare’s got a gun; he’s gonna use it
[Interlude]
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[Verse 2]
G#m B
Shakespeare’s got a Fender Stratocaster
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He’s got that sucker cranked; he’s gonna blast her
G#m B
Led Zeppelin was never any faster
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Shakespeare’s got a Fender Stratocaster
B C#m
He’s dressed in black; He’s got a Marshall stack
E D#
He dances with baboons who jump up on his back
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Aww Love’s Labor’s Lost; that’s in the past
G#m
Shakespeare’s got a Fender Stratocaster
[Interlude]
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[Bridge]
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Shakespeare’s got no use for thick black glasses
E D#
Who sit and dissect tragedies in college English classes
B C#m
Shakespeare’s sick of words; Shakespeare’s sick of letters
E D#
Shakespeare watches videos the dirtier the better
[Verse 3]
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Shakespeare’s got a liquor store in Anaheim
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Shakespeare combs his hair with soup spoon
G#m B
Shakespeare drinks tequila out of styrofoam
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Shakespeare’s got a liquor store in Anaheim
B C#m
He sells magazines; he eats cigarettes
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He never says a word; he sleeps in a Corvette
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Aww Shakespeare’s got a gun; Shakespeare’s got an Uzi
C#m E
Shakespeare’s got a guitar; says he’s gonna use it
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Shakespeare’s got a gun and liquor store in Anaheim
G#m D# G#m
Shakespeare’s got a gun; he’s gonna use it
[Outro]
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