[Verse]
Am*
My dog's a cat
But he's really fat
F#m* F*
And I shove him under the welcome mat
Am*
My dog's a cat
Bm*
But he's really fat
F#m* F*
And I shove him under the welcome mat
C#m
My dog's a cat
But he's really fat
A#m A
And I shove him under the welcome mat
C#m
My dog's a cat (MY DOG'S C# CAT!)
D#m
But he's really fat
A#m A
And I shove him under the welcome mat
[Chorus]
G#m F#m D
He doesn't know where he's going to
G#m F#m D
He doesn't know where he's going to
G#m F#m D
He doesn't know where he's going to
G#m F#m B
And he doesn't know where he's been!
[Verse]
C#m
My dog's a cat
But he's really fat
A#m A
And I shove him under the welcome mat
C#m
My dog's a cat
D#m
But he's really fat
A#m A
And I shove him under-!
C#m A#m A
My dog is a cat
C#m D#m A#m A
My dog is a cat
[Chorus]
G#m F#m D
He doesn't know where he's going to
G#m F#m D
He doesn't know where he's going to
G#m F#m D
He doesn't know where he's going to
G#m F#m B
And he doesn't know where he's been!
[Bridge]
C#m A#m A
My... dog is a cat
C#m D#m A#m A
My... dog is a cat
C#m A#m A
My dog's a cat
C#m A#m A
My dog's a cat
C#m A#m A
My dog's a cat
C#m A#m A
My dog's a cat
C#m A#m A
C#m A#m A
C#m A#m A
C#m A#m F*