[Verse]
Am*
My dog's a cat
But he's really fat
F#m* F*
And I shove him under the welcome mat
Am*
My dog's a cat
Bm*
But he's really fat
F#m* F*
And I shove him under the welcome mat
Fm
My dog's a cat
But he's really fat
Dm C#
And I shove him under the welcome mat
Fm
My dog's a cat (MY DOG'S F CAT!)
Gm
But he's really fat
Dm C#
And I shove him under the welcome mat
[Chorus]
Cm A#m F#
He doesn't know where he's going to
Cm A#m F#
He doesn't know where he's going to
Cm A#m F#
He doesn't know where he's going to
Cm A#m D#
And he doesn't know where he's been!
[Verse]
Fm
My dog's a cat
But he's really fat
Dm C#
And I shove him under the welcome mat
Fm
My dog's a cat
Gm
But he's really fat
Dm C#
And I shove him under-!
Fm Dm C#
My dog is a cat
Fm Gm Dm C#
My dog is a cat
[Chorus]
Cm A#m F#
He doesn't know where he's going to
Cm A#m F#
He doesn't know where he's going to
Cm A#m F#
He doesn't know where he's going to
Cm A#m D#
And he doesn't know where he's been!
[Bridge]
Fm Dm C#
My... dog is a cat
Fm Gm Dm C#
My... dog is a cat
Fm Dm C#
My dog's a cat
Fm Dm C#
My dog's a cat
Fm Dm C#
My dog's a cat
Fm Dm C#
My dog's a cat
Fm Dm C#
Fm Dm C#
Fm Dm C#
Fm Dm F*