[Verse]
Am*
My dog's a cat
But he's really fat
F#m* F*
And I shove him under the welcome mat
Am*
My dog's a cat
Bm*
But he's really fat
F#m* F*
And I shove him under the welcome mat
Em
My dog's a cat
But he's really fat
C#m C
And I shove him under the welcome mat
Em
My dog's a cat (MY DOG'S E CAT!)
F#m
But he's really fat
C#m C
And I shove him under the welcome mat
[Chorus]
Bm Am F
He doesn't know where he's going to
Bm Am F
He doesn't know where he's going to
Bm Am F
He doesn't know where he's going to
Bm Am D
And he doesn't know where he's been!
[Verse]
Em
My dog's a cat
But he's really fat
C#m C
And I shove him under the welcome mat
Em
My dog's a cat
F#m
But he's really fat
C#m C
And I shove him under-!
Em C#m C
My dog is a cat
Em F#m C#m C
My dog is a cat
[Chorus]
Bm Am F
He doesn't know where he's going to
Bm Am F
He doesn't know where he's going to
Bm Am F
He doesn't know where he's going to
Bm Am D
And he doesn't know where he's been!
[Bridge]
Em C#m C
My... dog is a cat
Em F#m C#m C
My... dog is a cat
Em C#m C
My dog's a cat
Em C#m C
My dog's a cat
Em C#m C
My dog's a cat
Em C#m C
My dog's a cat
Em C#m C
Em C#m C
Em C#m C
Em C#m F*