Intro
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[Verse 1]
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Me, I studied psychology in Brisbane in the 1980's
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At Queensland University
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"Oh I will shut you up badly"
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Said my neighbour to my other neighbour
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"I will tell your mum," she said And then there was some yelling
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And a glass was thrown
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And later, I heard the vacuum cleaner
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And went back to watching 'The Voice'
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I never, I never, I never ever watch 'The Voice'
[Chorus]
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And Ricki-Lee is not an authority
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Ricki-Lee is not an authority
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Ricki-Lee is not an authority
[Verse 2]
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And shortly, before the new millennium
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I went to the fortune teller
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And she said nothing I do would be good
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Until 2012
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So I, I never tried one bit
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Well maybe I shoulda
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Yeh maybe I should, Oh
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But what if, but what if, but what if, the fortune teller was right
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And ever and ever and ever and everything I did was wrong
[Chorus]
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And Ricki-Lee is not an authority
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Ricki-Lee is not an authority
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Ricki-Lee is not an authority
[Bridge]
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And if the sun exploded
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We'd still have 8 minutes of light
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If the sun exploded right now
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We'd still have 8 minutes of light
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And I'd say that I love you
[Outro]
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And everything will be alright
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Yeh baby I love you
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And everything will be alright