Intro
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[Verse 1]
F# A#m B
Me, I studied psychology in Brisbane in the 1980's
Bm
At Queensland University
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"Oh I will shut you up badly"
A#m
Said my neighbour to my other neighbour
B
"I will tell your mum," she said And then there was some yelling
Bm
And a glass was thrown
C# D#m B
And later, I heard the vacuum cleaner
C#
And went back to watching 'The Voice'
D#m B
I never, I never, I never ever watch 'The Voice'
[Chorus]
D#m C# B
And Ricki-Lee is not an authority
D#m C# B
Ricki-Lee is not an authority
D#m C# B A#m G# C#
Ricki-Lee is not an authority
[Verse 2]
F# A#m
And shortly, before the new millennium
B
I went to the fortune teller
Bm
And she said nothing I do would be good
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Until 2012
A#m
So I, I never tried one bit
B
Well maybe I shoulda
Bm
Yeh maybe I should, Oh
C# D#m B
But what if, but what if, but what if, the fortune teller was right
C# D#m B
And ever and ever and ever and everything I did was wrong
[Chorus]
D#m C# B
And Ricki-Lee is not an authority
D#m C# B
Ricki-Lee is not an authority
D#m C# B A#m G# C#
Ricki-Lee is not an authority
[Bridge]
D#m
And if the sun exploded
C# F#
We'd still have 8 minutes of light
D#m
If the sun exploded right now
C# F#
We'd still have 8 minutes of light
B
And I'd say that I love you
[Outro]
F#
And everything will be alright
B
Yeh baby I love you
F#
And everything will be alright