Intro
B
[Verse 1]
B D#m E
Me, I studied psychology in Brisbane in the 1980's
Em
At Queensland University
B
"Oh I will shut you up badly"
D#m
Said my neighbour to my other neighbour
E
"I will tell your mum," she said And then there was some yelling
Em
And a glass was thrown
F# G#m E
And later, I heard the vacuum cleaner
F#
And went back to watching 'The Voice'
G#m E
I never, I never, I never ever watch 'The Voice'
[Chorus]
G#m F# E
And Ricki-Lee is not an authority
G#m F# E
Ricki-Lee is not an authority
G#m F# E D#m C# F#
Ricki-Lee is not an authority
[Verse 2]
B D#m
And shortly, before the new millennium
E
I went to the fortune teller
Em
And she said nothing I do would be good
B
Until 2012
D#m
So I, I never tried one bit
E
Well maybe I shoulda
Em
Yeh maybe I should, Oh
F# G#m E
But what if, but what if, but what if, the fortune teller was right
F# G#m E
And ever and ever and ever and everything I did was wrong
[Chorus]
G#m F# E
And Ricki-Lee is not an authority
G#m F# E
Ricki-Lee is not an authority
G#m F# E D#m C# F#
Ricki-Lee is not an authority
[Bridge]
G#m
And if the sun exploded
F# B
We'd still have 8 minutes of light
G#m
If the sun exploded right now
F# B
We'd still have 8 minutes of light
E
And I'd say that I love you
[Outro]
B
And everything will be alright
E
Yeh baby I love you
B
And everything will be alright