Verse
G# A#
redial and hang up
B C
and i get put down
D# E F
all of these feelings call me telephone
G# A#
Numbers i remember
B C
from numeric pads like
[Chorus]
B E
lucille
B E
And witchita
B E C#
it hit me almost like a song
C B C# E
it was almost like a song
C B C# E
it was almost like a song
C B C# E
it was almost like a song
[Verse 2]
G# A# B C
repetition is what royalty says
D# E F
you get one idea and you kick it along
G# A# B C
so many references and no referees
[Chorus]
B E
like blue eyes
B E
cryin' in the rain
B E C#
it hit me almost like a song
C B C# E
it was almost like a song
C B C# E
it was almost like a song
C B C# E
it was almost like a song
[Verse 3]
D# G# D# G#
with the men and women from the electric company
D# G#
say "hey wise ol'! hey boss! hey chips!
C#
do you wanna try one of these?"
F
well get on your knees
D#
and beg me please
G# A# B C
the body is a temple so shut your mouth
D# E F
well that's it, well never get along
G# A# B C
i search my pockets for a phillips head screw
[Chorus]
B E
I wonder which guitar
B E
do you consider the best guitar?
B E C#
it hit me almost like a song
C B C# E
it was almost like a song
C B C# E
it was almost like a song
C B C# E
it was almost like a song
[Outro]
B C# E G#