Verse
C# D#
redial and hang up
E F
and i get put down
G# A A#
all of these feelings call me telephone
C# D#
Numbers i remember
E F
from numeric pads like
[Chorus]
E A
lucille
E A
And witchita
E A F#
it hit me almost like a song
F E F# A
it was almost like a song
F E F# A
it was almost like a song
F E F# A
it was almost like a song
[Verse 2]
C# D# E F
repetition is what royalty says
G# A A#
you get one idea and you kick it along
C# D# E F
so many references and no referees
[Chorus]
E A
like blue eyes
E A
cryin' in the rain
E A F#
it hit me almost like a song
F E F# A
it was almost like a song
F E F# A
it was almost like a song
F E F# A
it was almost like a song
[Verse 3]
G# C# G# C#
with the men and women from the electric company
G# C#
say "hey wise ol'! hey boss! hey chips!
F#
do you wanna try one of these?"
A#
well get on your knees
G#
and beg me please
C# D# E F
the body is a temple so shut your mouth
G# A A#
well that's it, well never get along
C# D# E F
i search my pockets for a phillips head screw
[Chorus]
E A
I wonder which guitar
E A
do you consider the best guitar?
E A F#
it hit me almost like a song
F E F# A
it was almost like a song
F E F# A
it was almost like a song
F E F# A
it was almost like a song
[Outro]
E F# A G#