Verse
B C#
redial and hang up
D D#
and i get put down
F# G G#
all of these feelings call me telephone
B C#
Numbers i remember
D D#
from numeric pads like
[Chorus]
D G
lucille
D G
And witchita
D G E
it hit me almost like a song
D# D E G
it was almost like a song
D# D E G
it was almost like a song
D# D E G
it was almost like a song
[Verse 2]
B C# D D#
repetition is what royalty says
F# G G#
you get one idea and you kick it along
B C# D D#
so many references and no referees
[Chorus]
D G
like blue eyes
D G
cryin' in the rain
D G E
it hit me almost like a song
D# D E G
it was almost like a song
D# D E G
it was almost like a song
D# D E G
it was almost like a song
[Verse 3]
F# B F# B
with the men and women from the electric company
F# B
say "hey wise ol'! hey boss! hey chips!
E
do you wanna try one of these?"
G#
well get on your knees
F#
and beg me please
B C# D D#
the body is a temple so shut your mouth
F# G G#
well that's it, well never get along
B C# D D#
i search my pockets for a phillips head screw
[Chorus]
D G
I wonder which guitar
D G
do you consider the best guitar?
D G E
it hit me almost like a song
D# D E G
it was almost like a song
D# D E G
it was almost like a song
D# D E G
it was almost like a song
[Outro]
D E G G#