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I scrambled those eggs for you
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I generally did what you asked me to
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I still got no respect, no
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I'm the Rodney Dangerfield of your ex-girlfriend
[Chorus]
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Why do you hate me? Why?
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Why do you hate me? Why?
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Why do you hate me?
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Oh, why do you hate me?
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Why do you? Why do you do?
[Verse 2]
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I wrote my best jokes for you
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I did my best gags 'til my face turned blue
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And I never even got a laugh, no
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Rodnеy's turning in his grave on my behalf
[Chorus]
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Why do you hate me? Why?
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Why do you hate me? Why?
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Why do you hate me?
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Oh, why do you hate me?
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Why do you? Why do you do?
[Bridge]
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I don't wanna talk about it anymore
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I don't wanna feel your face upon my floor
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I gave you all I had with no returns
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I thought you were my friend which makes it even worse
[Instrumental]
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[Verse 3]
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You shoulda left your girl for me
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But then my morals are low as my self-esteem
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So I guess I wish you all the best, yeah
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Hope your love is as solid as the head on her chest
[Bridge]
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You used to like me (Why do you hate me?)
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You used to like me (Why do you hate me?)
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You used to wanna spend all your time with me
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Oh, you used to like me
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You used to, you used to
[Chorus]
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Why do you hate me? Why?
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Why do you hate me? Why?
Cb D#m Gb Abm
Why do you hate me?
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Oh, why do you hate me?
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Why do you? Why do you do?
[Chorus]
Cb Gb
Why do you hate me? Why?
Cb Gb
Why do you hate me? Why?
Cb D#m Gb Abm
Why do you hate me?
Cb
Oh, why do you hate me?
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Why do you? Why do you? Do you?