Verse
Eb A#
I scrambled those eggs for you
Eb A#
I generally did what you asked me to
Eb A#
I still got no respect, no
Eb A#
I'm the Rodney Dangerfield of your ex-girlfriend
[Chorus]
Eb A#
Why do you hate me? Why?
Eb A#
Why do you hate me? Why?
Eb Gm A# Cm
Why do you hate me?
Eb
Oh, why do you hate me?
Eb
Why do you? Why do you do?
[Verse 2]
Eb A#
I wrote my best jokes for you
Eb A#
I did my best gags 'til my face turned blue
Eb A#
And I never even got a laugh, no
Eb N.D
Rodnеy's turning in his grave on my behalf
[Chorus]
Eb A#
Why do you hate me? Why?
Eb A#
Why do you hate me? Why?
Eb Gm A# Cm
Why do you hate me?
Eb
Oh, why do you hate me?
Eb
Why do you? Why do you do?
[Bridge]
Eb A#
I don't wanna talk about it anymore
Eb A#
I don't wanna feel your face upon my floor
Eb A#
I gave you all I had with no returns
Eb A#
I thought you were my friend which makes it even worse
[Instrumental]
Eb A#
Eb A#
Eb Gm A# Cm
Eb Eb
[Verse 3]
Eb A#
You shoulda left your girl for me
Eb A#
But then my morals are low as my self-esteem
Eb A#
So I guess I wish you all the best, yeah
Eb A#
Hope your love is as solid as the head on her chest
[Bridge]
Cm Gm
You used to like me (Why do you hate me?)
Cm Gm
You used to like me (Why do you hate me?)
Cm Eb Gm Cm
You used to wanna spend all your time with me
Eb
Oh, you used to like me
Eb
You used to, you used to
[Chorus]
Eb A#
Why do you hate me? Why?
Eb A#
Why do you hate me? Why?
Eb Gm A# Cm
Why do you hate me?
Eb
Oh, why do you hate me?
Eb
Why do you? Why do you do?
[Chorus]
Eb A#
Why do you hate me? Why?
Eb A#
Why do you hate me? Why?
Eb Gm A# Cm
Why do you hate me?
Eb
Oh, why do you hate me?
Eb
Why do you? Why do you? Do you?