Verse
D A
I scrambled those eggs for you
D A
I generally did what you asked me to
D A
I still got no respect, no
D A
I'm the Rodney Dangerfield of your ex-girlfriend
[Chorus]
D A
Why do you hate me? Why?
D A
Why do you hate me? Why?
D F#m A Cbm
Why do you hate me?
D
Oh, why do you hate me?
D
Why do you? Why do you do?
[Verse 2]
D A
I wrote my best jokes for you
D A
I did my best gags 'til my face turned blue
D A
And I never even got a laugh, no
D N.C#
Rodnеy's turning in his grave on my behalf
[Chorus]
D A
Why do you hate me? Why?
D A
Why do you hate me? Why?
D F#m A Cbm
Why do you hate me?
D
Oh, why do you hate me?
D
Why do you? Why do you do?
[Bridge]
D A
I don't wanna talk about it anymore
D A
I don't wanna feel your face upon my floor
D A
I gave you all I had with no returns
D A
I thought you were my friend which makes it even worse
[Instrumental]
D A
D A
D F#m A Cbm
D D
[Verse 3]
D A
You shoulda left your girl for me
D A
But then my morals are low as my self-esteem
D A
So I guess I wish you all the best, yeah
D A
Hope your love is as solid as the head on her chest
[Bridge]
Cbm F#m
You used to like me (Why do you hate me?)
Cbm F#m
You used to like me (Why do you hate me?)
Cbm D F#m Cbm
You used to wanna spend all your time with me
D
Oh, you used to like me
D
You used to, you used to
[Chorus]
D A
Why do you hate me? Why?
D A
Why do you hate me? Why?
D F#m A Cbm
Why do you hate me?
D
Oh, why do you hate me?
D
Why do you? Why do you do?
[Chorus]
D A
Why do you hate me? Why?
D A
Why do you hate me? Why?
D F#m A Cbm
Why do you hate me?
D
Oh, why do you hate me?
D
Why do you? Why do you? Do you?