Intro
D#m F# C# B
D#m F# C# B
[Verse 1]
D#m F#
If I were you
C# B
I'd drive 90 in my
D#m F#
Subaru
C# B D#m F#
Match my outfit with my hairdo
C# B D#m F# C# B
Block my calls just to mess with you
Am* G* F* C*
Leaving back door every night
Am* G*
Before you get up
F*
No heads up
[Chorus]
D#m
Quit lying to youself
F#
And everybody else
C#
Thinking I'm a better
B
Version of youself
D#m
Holding it together
F#
Don't know how you do
C# B
(If I were you I'd hate me)
D#m
Quit lying to youself
F#
And everybody else
C#
I think you're better
B
Off with someone else
D#m
Holding it together
F#
Don't know how you do
C# B
(If I were you I'd hate me)
D#m F# C# B
(If I were you, if I were you, I'd hate me too)
D#m F# C# B
(If I were you, if I were you, I'd hate me too)
[Verse 2]
D#m F#
If I were you
C# B D#m F#
I'd talk to strangers in the bathroom
C# B D#m F#
Making new friends, I don't have to
C# B D#m F# C# B
Cross my legs on the barstool
F* G* Am* C*
Leaving back door every night
F*
Before you get up
G*
No heads up
[Chorus]
D#m
Quit lying to yourself
F#
And everybody else
C#
Thinking I'm a better
B
Version of yourself
D#m
Holding it together
F#
Don't know how you do
C# B
(If I were you I'd hate me)
D#m
Quit lying to youself
F#
And everybody else
C#
I think that you're better
B
Off with someone else
D#m
Holding it together
F#
Don't know how you do
C# B
(If I were you I'd hate me)
[Outro] x2
D#m F# C# B
(If I were you, if I were you, I'd hate me)
D#m F# C# B
(If I were you, if I were you, I'd hate me)