Intro
Fm G# D# C#
Fm G# D# C#
[Verse 1]
Fm G#
If I were you
D# C#
I'd drive 90 in my
Fm G#
Subaru
D# C# Fm G#
Match my outfit with my hairdo
D# C# Fm G# D# C#
Block my calls just to mess with you
Am* G* F* C*
Leaving back door every night
Am* G*
Before you get up
F*
No heads up
[Chorus]
Fm
Quit lying to youself
G#
And everybody else
D#
Thinking I'm a better
C#
Version of youself
Fm
Holding it together
G#
Don't know how you do
D# C#
(If I were you I'd hate me)
Fm
Quit lying to youself
G#
And everybody else
D#
I think you're better
C#
Off with someone else
Fm
Holding it together
G#
Don't know how you do
D# C#
(If I were you I'd hate me)
Fm G# D# C#
(If I were you, if I were you, I'd hate me too)
Fm G# D# C#
(If I were you, if I were you, I'd hate me too)
[Verse 2]
Fm G#
If I were you
D# C# Fm G#
I'd talk to strangers in the bathroom
D# C# Fm G#
Making new friends, I don't have to
D# C# Fm G# D# C#
Cross my legs on the barstool
F* G* Am* C*
Leaving back door every night
F*
Before you get up
G*
No heads up
[Chorus]
Fm
Quit lying to yourself
G#
And everybody else
D#
Thinking I'm a better
C#
Version of yourself
Fm
Holding it together
G#
Don't know how you do
D# C#
(If I were you I'd hate me)
Fm
Quit lying to youself
G#
And everybody else
D#
I think that you're better
C#
Off with someone else
Fm
Holding it together
G#
Don't know how you do
D# C#
(If I were you I'd hate me)
[Outro] x2
Fm G# D# C#
(If I were you, if I were you, I'd hate me)
Fm G# D# C#
(If I were you, if I were you, I'd hate me)