Intro
Gm A# F D#
Gm A# F D#
[Verse 1]
Gm A#
If I were you
F D#
I'd drive 90 in my
Gm A#
Subaru
F D# Gm A#
Match my outfit with my hairdo
F D# Gm A# F D#
Block my calls just to mess with you
Am* G* F* C*
Leaving back door every night
Am* G*
Before you get up
F*
No heads up
[Chorus]
Gm
Quit lying to youself
A#
And everybody else
F
Thinking I'm a better
D#
Version of youself
Gm
Holding it together
A#
Don't know how you do
F D#
(If I were you I'd hate me)
Gm
Quit lying to youself
A#
And everybody else
F
I think you're better
D#
Off with someone else
Gm
Holding it together
A#
Don't know how you do
F D#
(If I were you I'd hate me)
Gm A# F D#
(If I were you, if I were you, I'd hate me too)
Gm A# F D#
(If I were you, if I were you, I'd hate me too)
[Verse 2]
Gm A#
If I were you
F D# Gm A#
I'd talk to strangers in the bathroom
F D# Gm A#
Making new friends, I don't have to
F D# Gm A# F D#
Cross my legs on the barstool
F* G* Am* C*
Leaving back door every night
F*
Before you get up
G*
No heads up
[Chorus]
Gm
Quit lying to yourself
A#
And everybody else
F
Thinking I'm a better
D#
Version of yourself
Gm
Holding it together
A#
Don't know how you do
F D#
(If I were you I'd hate me)
Gm
Quit lying to youself
A#
And everybody else
F
I think that you're better
D#
Off with someone else
Gm
Holding it together
A#
Don't know how you do
F D#
(If I were you I'd hate me)
[Outro] x2
Gm A# F D#
(If I were you, if I were you, I'd hate me)
Gm A# F D#
(If I were you, if I were you, I'd hate me)