Verse
F# B F#
In a tail spin, with the mistress of the black top
G#m C# F# B G#m
Dre-e-e-e-e-e-ew, my god
C# F# B
Who'd you fool to borrow this race car?
G#m C#
I can't get it to start again
F# B
There's a pigeon in the fan
F# B
Would you lend me a hand?
G#m C#
We'll push it up to Shamrocks
F# B
And have Joe take a look
F# B
They call him Joe by the book
F#
And I trust him
B F#
He fixed my grandma's Cadillac
[Verse 2]
G#m C# F# B G#m
She thre-e-e-e-e-e-ew two rods
C# F# B
And he didn't even charge her for the block
G#m C# F# B
He accidentally ordered two back in '95
F# B
Ain't much to modify
G#m C#
The engine mounts and manifold
F# B
Got the parts in the yard
F# B
Even lent her a car
F# B
Would you yank the wheel real hard
[Verse 3]
F# B F# B
Dammit Drew, you should get paid to waste my time
F# B F# B
You're the professor of the nickel and dime
G#m C#
I'll see you tomorrow
F# B
Say "hey" to the girls
F# B F#
Would you bring me that shirt I lent you