Verse
G# C# G#
In a tail spin, with the mistress of the black top
A#m D# G# C# A#m
Dre-e-e-e-e-e-ew, my god
D# G# C#
Who'd you fool to borrow this race car?
A#m D#
I can't get it to start again
G# C#
There's a pigeon in the fan
G# C#
Would you lend me a hand?
A#m D#
We'll push it up to Shamrocks
G# C#
And have Joe take a look
G# C#
They call him Joe by the book
G#
And I trust him
C# G#
He fixed my grandma's Cadillac
[Verse 2]
A#m D# G# C# A#m
She thre-e-e-e-e-e-ew two rods
D# G# C#
And he didn't even charge her for the block
A#m D# G# C#
He accidentally ordered two back in '95
G# C#
Ain't much to modify
A#m D#
The engine mounts and manifold
G# C#
Got the parts in the yard
G# C#
Even lent her a car
G# C#
Would you yank the wheel real hard
[Verse 3]
G# C# G# C#
Dammit Drew, you should get paid to waste my time
G# C# G# C#
You're the professor of the nickel and dime
A#m D#
I'll see you tomorrow
G# C#
Say "hey" to the girls
G# C# G#
Would you bring me that shirt I lent you