Verse
C# F# C#
In a tail spin, with the mistress of the black top
D#m G# C# F# D#m
Dre-e-e-e-e-e-ew, my god
G# C# F#
Who'd you fool to borrow this race car?
D#m G#
I can't get it to start again
C# F#
There's a pigeon in the fan
C# F#
Would you lend me a hand?
D#m G#
We'll push it up to Shamrocks
C# F#
And have Joe take a look
C# F#
They call him Joe by the book
C#
And I trust him
F# C#
He fixed my grandma's Cadillac
[Verse 2]
D#m G# C# F# D#m
She thre-e-e-e-e-e-ew two rods
G# C# F#
And he didn't even charge her for the block
D#m G# C# F#
He accidentally ordered two back in '95
C# F#
Ain't much to modify
D#m G#
The engine mounts and manifold
C# F#
Got the parts in the yard
C# F#
Even lent her a car
C# F#
Would you yank the wheel real hard
[Verse 3]
C# F# C# F#
Dammit Drew, you should get paid to waste my time
C# F# C# F#
You're the professor of the nickel and dime
D#m G#
I'll see you tomorrow
C# F#
Say "hey" to the girls
C# F# C#
Would you bring me that shirt I lent you