Intro
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[Verse 1]
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You can read it in the papers
In some places it comes in thirty two flavors
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But you wouldn't tell no one
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Your favorite, if you could
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From the White House to the alleys
From the President down to Long Tall Sally
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Can't live with it but
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You'll die without it, yes you would
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Senorita's in the kitchen
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She's a fistful of dynamite
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You call 911 but you
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Can't stop the fun tonite, it's alright
[Chorus]
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You can't start a fire without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee
You can't hide when infection starts
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Because love is a social disease
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Love is a social disease
[Verse 2]
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Where you look you can find it
Try to run but you're always behind it
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So you play hide and seek like a blind kid
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Til you're caught, yeah, you're caught
So you'll say that you had some
But they took it and held it for ransom
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Were they tall, dark, skinny or handsome
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You won't talk
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So you telephone your doctor
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Just to see what pill to take
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You know there's no prescription
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Gonna wipe this one away (whaah)
[Chorus]
A#5
You can't start a fire without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee
You can't hide when infection starts
C# G# A#5 G#5/A#
Because love is a social disease
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Love is a social disease
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Love is a social disease
[Solo]
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[Bridge]
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So full of high grade octane
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She could run the bullet train on 38 double d's
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Now you know for sure, you know the cure
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To make any blind man see
[Chorus]
A#5
You can't start a fire without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee
You can't hide when infection starts
C# G# A#5 G#5/A#
Because love is a social disease
C# G# A#5 G#5/A#
Love is a social disease
[Outro]
A#5
You can't start a fire without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee
You can't hide when infection starts
C# G# A#5 G#5/A#
Because love is a social disease
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Love is a social disease, baby, love is a social disease.