Intro
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[Verse 1]
F5
You can read it in the papers
In some places it comes in thirty two flavors
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But you wouldn't tell no one
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Your favorite, if you could
F5
From the White House to the alleys
From the President down to Long Tall Sally
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Can't live with it but
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You'll die without it, yes you would
A#5
Senorita's in the kitchen
G# F5
She's a fistful of dynamite
A#5
You call 911 but you
G# C5 G#
Can't stop the fun tonite, it's alright
[Chorus]
F5
You can't start a fire without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee
You can't hide when infection starts
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Because love is a social disease
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Love is a social disease
[Verse 2]
F5
Where you look you can find it
Try to run but you're always behind it
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So you play hide and seek like a blind kid
F5
Til you're caught, yeah, you're caught
So you'll say that you had some
But they took it and held it for ransom
G# A#5
Were they tall, dark, skinny or handsome
F7
You won't talk
A#5
So you telephone your doctor
G# F5
Just to see what pill to take
A#5
You know there's no prescription
G# C5 G#
Gonna wipe this one away (whaah)
[Chorus]
F5
You can't start a fire without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee
You can't hide when infection starts
G# D# F5 D#5/F
Because love is a social disease
G# D# F5 D#5/F
Love is a social disease
G# D# F5 D#5/F
Love is a social disease
[Solo]
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[Bridge]
A#5
So full of high grade octane
G# F5
She could run the bullet train on 38 double d's
A#5 G#
Now you know for sure, you know the cure
C G#
To make any blind man see
[Chorus]
F5
You can't start a fire without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee
You can't hide when infection starts
G# D# F5 D#5/F
Because love is a social disease
G# D# F5 D#5/F
Love is a social disease
[Outro]
F5
You can't start a fire without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee
You can't hide when infection starts
G# D# F5 D#5/F
Because love is a social disease
G# D# F5 D#5/F G# D# F5
Love is a social disease, baby, love is a social disease.