Intro
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[Verse 1]
F#5
You can read it in the papers
In some places it comes in thirty two flavors
A
But you wouldn't tell no one
B5 F#5
Your favorite, if you could
F#5
From the White House to the alleys
From the President down to Long Tall Sally
A
Can't live with it but
B5 F#7
You'll die without it, yes you would
B5
Senorita's in the kitchen
A F#5
She's a fistful of dynamite
B5
You call 911 but you
A C#5 A
Can't stop the fun tonite, it's alright
[Chorus]
F#5
You can't start a fire without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee
You can't hide when infection starts
A E F#5 E5/F#
Because love is a social disease
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Love is a social disease
[Verse 2]
F#5
Where you look you can find it
Try to run but you're always behind it
A B5
So you play hide and seek like a blind kid
F#5
Til you're caught, yeah, you're caught
So you'll say that you had some
But they took it and held it for ransom
A B5
Were they tall, dark, skinny or handsome
F#7
You won't talk
B5
So you telephone your doctor
A F#5
Just to see what pill to take
B5
You know there's no prescription
A C#5 A
Gonna wipe this one away (whaah)
[Chorus]
F#5
You can't start a fire without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee
You can't hide when infection starts
A E F#5 E5/F#
Because love is a social disease
A E F#5 E5/F#
Love is a social disease
A E F#5 E5/F#
Love is a social disease
[Solo]
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[Bridge]
B5
So full of high grade octane
A F#5
She could run the bullet train on 38 double d's
B5 A
Now you know for sure, you know the cure
C# A
To make any blind man see
[Chorus]
F#5
You can't start a fire without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee
You can't hide when infection starts
A E F#5 E5/F#
Because love is a social disease
A E F#5 E5/F#
Love is a social disease
[Outro]
F#5
You can't start a fire without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee
You can't hide when infection starts
A E F#5 E5/F#
Because love is a social disease
A E F#5 E5/F# A E F#5
Love is a social disease, baby, love is a social disease.