Intro
| E5 | % | % | % |
| E5 | % | % | % |
| G A5 |
[Verse 1]
E5
You can read it in the papers
In some places it comes in thirty two flavors
G
But you wouldn't tell no one
A5 E5
Your favorite, if you could
E5
From the White House to the alleys
From the President down to Long Tall Sally
G
Can't live with it but
A5 E7
You'll die without it, yes you would
A5
Senorita's in the kitchen
G E5
She's a fistful of dynamite
A5
You call 911 but you
G B5 G
Can't stop the fun tonite, it's alright
[Chorus]
E5
You can't start a fire without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee
You can't hide when infection starts
G D E5 D5/E
Because love is a social disease
G D E5 D5/E
Love is a social disease
[Verse 2]
E5
Where you look you can find it
Try to run but you're always behind it
G A5
So you play hide and seek like a blind kid
E5
Til you're caught, yeah, you're caught
So you'll say that you had some
But they took it and held it for ransom
G A5
Were they tall, dark, skinny or handsome
E7
You won't talk
A5
So you telephone your doctor
G E5
Just to see what pill to take
A5
You know there's no prescription
G B5 G
Gonna wipe this one away (whaah)
[Chorus]
E5
You can't start a fire without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee
You can't hide when infection starts
G D E5 D5/E
Because love is a social disease
G D E5 D5/E
Love is a social disease
G D E5 D5/E
Love is a social disease
[Solo]
| A5 | % | % | % |
| A5 | % | % | B |
[Bridge]
A5
So full of high grade octane
G E5
She could run the bullet train on 38 double d's
A5 G
Now you know for sure, you know the cure
B G
To make any blind man see
[Chorus]
E5
You can't start a fire without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee
You can't hide when infection starts
G D E5 D5/E
Because love is a social disease
G D E5 D5/E
Love is a social disease
[Outro]
E5
You can't start a fire without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee
You can't hide when infection starts
G D E5 D5/E
Because love is a social disease
G D E5 D5/E G D E5
Love is a social disease, baby, love is a social disease.