Intro
G#m F# E
B E B G#m E B x2
G#m E B C#m G#m E B
Verse 1:
B
All I wanted was
a happy family
E
Then you peed on
the picnic basket
G#m F# E
Ultimate cockblock
Verse 2:
B
Albatross from our
E
cousin Eddie Tied
you up to the car
G#m
behind me You could
F# E G#m
not keep up You
F# Cm(hold)
could not keep up
Chorus 1:
B E
Not every dog
B
goes to heaven
G#m E
Dinky you're such
B
a fucking drag
G#m
Sometimes you
E
just have it
B C#m G#m E
coming 80s Chevy
B
Chase was rad
Verse 3:
B
Got lost on the
drive to Phoenix
E
Explain this you
son of a bitch
G#m F# E
Family on a quest
Verse 4:
B
Left a body on
Normy's front
E
yard We'll all be
whistling doo
G#m
dah Biggest hole
F# E
in the west
G#m
Biggest hole
F# Em
in the west
(Repeat Chorus 1)
Bridge:
B E G#m F#
No everything
won’t work
E
out this time
B
No everything
E
won’t be alright
No everything
G#m
won’t be okay
F#
No everything
won’t work
E
out this time
B
No everything
E
won’t be alright
No everything
G#m
won’t be okay
F#
No everything
won’t work
E
out this time
(Repeat Chorus 1)
Chorus 2:
B E
Not every dog
B
goes to heaven
G#m E
Dinky you're such
B
a fucking drag
G#m
Sometimes you
E
just have it
B C#m G#m E
coming 80s Chevy
G(hold)
Chase was rad