Intro
Cm A# G#
D# G# D# Cm G# D# x2
Cm G# D# Fm Cm G# D#
Verse 1:
D#
All I wanted was
a happy family
G#
Then you peed on
the picnic basket
Cm A# G#
Ultimate cockblock
Verse 2:
D#
Albatross from our
G#
cousin Eddie Tied
you up to the car
Cm
behind me You could
A# G# Cm
not keep up You
A# Cm(hold)
could not keep up
Chorus 1:
D# G#
Not every dog
D#
goes to heaven
Cm G#
Dinky you're such
D#
a fucking drag
Cm
Sometimes you
G#
just have it
D# Fm Cm G#
coming 80s Chevy
D#
Chase was rad
Verse 3:
D#
Got lost on the
drive to Phoenix
G#
Explain this you
son of a bitch
Cm A# G#
Family on a quest
Verse 4:
D#
Left a body on
Normy's front
G#
yard We'll all be
whistling doo
Cm
dah Biggest hole
A# G#
in the west
Cm
Biggest hole
A# G#m
in the west
(Repeat Chorus 1)
Bridge:
D# G# Cm A#
No everything
won’t work
G#
out this time
D#
No everything
G#
won’t be alright
No everything
Cm
won’t be okay
A#
No everything
won’t work
G#
out this time
D#
No everything
G#
won’t be alright
No everything
Cm
won’t be okay
A#
No everything
won’t work
G#
out this time
(Repeat Chorus 1)
Chorus 2:
D# G#
Not every dog
D#
goes to heaven
Cm G#
Dinky you're such
D#
a fucking drag
Cm
Sometimes you
G#
just have it
D# Fm Cm G#
coming 80s Chevy
G(hold)
Chase was rad