Intro
Dm C A#
F A# F Dm A# F x2
Dm A# F Gm Dm A# F
Verse 1:
F
All I wanted was
a happy family
A#
Then you peed on
the picnic basket
Dm C A#
Ultimate cockblock
Verse 2:
F
Albatross from our
A#
cousin Eddie Tied
you up to the car
Dm
behind me You could
C A# Dm
not keep up You
C Cm(hold)
could not keep up
Chorus 1:
F A#
Not every dog
F
goes to heaven
Dm A#
Dinky you're such
F
a fucking drag
Dm
Sometimes you
A#
just have it
F Gm Dm A#
coming 80s Chevy
F
Chase was rad
Verse 3:
F
Got lost on the
drive to Phoenix
A#
Explain this you
son of a bitch
Dm C A#
Family on a quest
Verse 4:
F
Left a body on
Normy's front
A#
yard We'll all be
whistling doo
Dm
dah Biggest hole
C A#
in the west
Dm
Biggest hole
C A#m
in the west
(Repeat Chorus 1)
Bridge:
F A# Dm C
No everything
won’t work
A#
out this time
F
No everything
A#
won’t be alright
No everything
Dm
won’t be okay
C
No everything
won’t work
A#
out this time
F
No everything
A#
won’t be alright
No everything
Dm
won’t be okay
C
No everything
won’t work
A#
out this time
(Repeat Chorus 1)
Chorus 2:
F A#
Not every dog
F
goes to heaven
Dm A#
Dinky you're such
F
a fucking drag
Dm
Sometimes you
A#
just have it
F Gm Dm A#
coming 80s Chevy
G(hold)
Chase was rad