Intro
E--A---B-
Verse 1:
G#
It's understood
D#
I said it many ways
G#
Too scared to run
D#
I'm too scared to stay
C#
I said I'd leave
D#
I could never leave her
C# D#
If I did you know
I'd never cheat her
G#
But this I ask it's
D#
what I want to know
G#
How would you feel if
D#
I should choose to go
C# D#
Another guy, you think
he'd be unlike me
C# D#
Another guy, you think
he'd want to fight me
(Repeat Intro Part 1)
Chorus:
G# D#
She's a dove, she's
a fucking nightmare
C# D#
Unpredictable it was
my mistake to stay here
G#
On the go and it's
D# C#
way too late to play
D#
I need a girl
that I can train
(Repeat Intro Part 2)
Verse 2:
G#
I heard it once I'm
D#
sure I heard it twice
G#
My dad used to give me
D#
all of his advice
C#
He would say you've got to
D#
turn your back and run now
C# D#
Come on son you haven't
got a chance now
(Repeat Chorus twice)
Interlude: E-D#-E-B-A-B-A-B
Outro:
G# D# G#
Need a girl that I can train
D# C#
Need a girl that I can train
D#
Turn your back and run now
C# D#
You haven't got a chance now
2:04: E-D#-E-B-A-B-A-B
Guitar 2: at 2:04
G# D# G# D#
e|-4-0----0----|-2-0----0----|-4-0----0----|-5-0----0----|
B|-----0-----0-|-----0-----0-|-----0-----0-|-----0-----0-|
G|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------|
D|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------|
A|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------|
E|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------|
C# D# C# D#
e|-4-0----0----|-2-0----0----|-4-0----0----|-5-0----0----|
B|-----0-----0-|-----0-----0-|-----0-----0-|-----0-----0-|
G|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------|
D|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------|
A|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------|
E|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------|
G# D# G#
Need a girl that I can train
D# C#
Need a girl that I can train
D#
Turn your back and run now
C# D#
You haven't got a chance now
2.) Don't Leave Me
Key: C#
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
chords used:
C# - x02220
F# - xx0232
D#m - x24432
G# - 022100
Intro: A--D--Bm-D-G# x2
Verse 1:
C# F#
Don't leave me all alone
D#m F#
Just drop me off at home
C#
I'll be fine it's
F#
not the first
D#m
Just like last time
F# G#
but a little worse and
Chorus:
C# D#m
She said that I'm not the
F# G#
one that she thinks about, and
C# D#m
She said it stopped being
F# G#
fun I just bring her down
C#
I said "don't let your
D#m F#
future be destroyed by
G# C#
my past" She said "Don't
D#m F# G#
let my door hit your ass"
(Repeat Intro)
Verse 2:
C#
One more chance
F#
I'll try this time
D#m
I'll give you yours
F#
I won't take mine
C#
I'll listen up
F#
pretend to care
D#m
Go on ahead I'll
F# G#
meet you there and
(Repeat chorus)
Bass Solo: A-E-D-- x4
Bridge:
C#
Let's try this one more
G# F#
time with feeling
C# G# F#
One more time with feeling
C# G# F#
One more time with feeling
C# G# F#
One more time with feeling
(Repeat Chorus)
Outro:
C# F#
Don't leave me all alone
D#m F# G#
Just drop me off at home
A(hold)
And I'll be fine
3.) Aliens Exist
Key: D#
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords used:
D# - x24442
A# - 244322
Cm - 466444
G# - 022100 or 079900
Fm - x46654
Gm - x68876
A#/D - x143xx
Intro: D#
Verse 1:
D# A# Cm G#
Hey mom, there's something in the back room
D# A# Cm G#
Hope it's not the creatures from above
D# Fm
You used to read me stories
Gm G#
As if my dreams were boring
D# A# Cm G#
We all know conspiracies are dumb
Interlude: D# G# Cm G# x2
Verse 2:
D# A# Cm G#
What if people knew that these were real?
D# A# Cm G#
I'd leave my closet door open all night
D# Fm
I know the CIA would say
Gm G#
What you hear is all hearsay
D# A# Cm G#
Wish someone would tell me what was right
Chorus:
D# A#
Up all night long
D# A#
And there's something very wrong
Cm G#
And I know it must be late
Cm G#
Been gone since yesterday
A# G# D#
I'm not like you guys
A# G#
I'm not like you
Interlude: D# G# Cm G# x2
Verse 3:
D# A# Cm G#
I am still a skeptic, yes you know me
D# A# Cm G#
Been best friends and will be till we die
D# Fm
I got an injection
Gm G#
of fear from the abduction
D# A# Cm
My best friend thinks I'm just telling lies
G#
Alright
(Repeat Chorus)
Interlude: Cm A# G# D# A#/D x2
Bridge:
Cm A#
Dark and scary ordinary
G# D# A#/D
explanation information
Cm A#
Nice to know ya paranoia
G# D# A#
Wheres my mother bio-father
(Repeat Chorus except last line)
A# G# D#
Twelve majestic lies
4.) Going Away To College
Key: D#
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords used:
D# - x24442
A# - 244322
Cm - 466444
G# - 022100
Intro:
Part 1: Silent
D# G#
e|-------------------------|-------------------------|
B|-4--4--4-4-4-2--2--2-2-2-|-4--4--4-4-4-2--2--2-2-2-|
G|-4--4--4-4-4-4--4--4-4-4-|-4--4--4-4-4-4--4--4-4-4-|
D|-4--4--4-4-4-4--4--4-4-4-|-2--2--2-2-2-2--2--2-2-2-|
A|-2--2--2-2-2-2--2--2-2-2-|-------------------------|
E|-------------------------|-------------------------|
x2 x2
D# G#
e|--------------------------|---------------------------------------|
B|-4--4--4-4-4--2--2--2-2-2-|-4--4--4-4-4-2--2--2-2-2-4--4--4-4-4-2-|
G|-4--4--4-4-4--4--4--4-4-4-|-4--4--4-4-4-4--4--4-4-4-4--4--4-4-4-4-|
D|-4--4--4-4-4--4--4--4-4-4-|-2--2--2-2-2-2--2--2-2-2-2--2--2-2-2-2-|
A|-2--2--2-2-2--2--2--2-2-2-|---------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------|---------------------------------------|
x2
Part 2: Distortion x2
D# G# A#
e|--------------|--------------|-------|
B|------------4-|------------4-|-----2-|
G|-----4--------|-----4--------|-------|
D|--------------|-2-2----2-2---|-4-4---|
A|-2-2----2-2---|--------------|-------|
E|--------------|--------------|-------|
x2 x2
Verse 1:
D#
Please take me by the hand
G# A#
It's so cold out tonight
D#
I'll put blankets on the bed
G# A#
I won't turn out the light
D#
Just don't forget
G# A#
to think about me
D#
And I won't forget you
G# A#
"I'll write you once
a week" she said
(Repeat Intro Part 2)
Verse 2:
D#
Why does it
feel the same
G#
To fall in love
A#
or break it off
D#
And if young love
is just a game
G#
Then I must've
A#
missed the kickoff
D#
Don't depend on
G# A#
Me to ever follow
through on
D#
Anything but
G#
I'd go through
A#
hell for you and
Chorus 1:
Cm G#
I haven't been
this scared
D# A#
In a long time
Cm
And I'm so
G#
unprepared
D#
So here's
A#
your valentine
Cm
Bouquet of
G#
clumsy words
D# A#
C# simple melody
Cm
This world's
G#
an ugly place
D#
But you're so
A#
beautiful to me
(Repeat Intro Part 2)
Verse 3:
D#
I'll think about
the times
G#
She kissed me
A#
after class
D#
And she put up
with my friends
G# A#
I acted like an ass
D#
I'd ditch my lecture
G# A#
To watch the girls
play soccer
D#
Is my picture
G#
Still hanging
A#
in her locker?
Chorus 2:
Cm G#
I haven't been
this scared
D# A#
In a long time
Cm
And I'm so
G#
unprepared
D#
So here's
A#
your valentine
Cm
Bouquet of
G#
clumsy words
D# A#
C# simple melody
Cm
This world's
G#
an ugly place
D#
But you're so
A#
beautiful
(Repeat Intro Part 1)
(Repeat Chorus 2)
5.) What's My Age Again
Key: A#
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords used:
A# - 244322
F - x46664
Gm - x68876
D# - x24442
Intro: B, F#-C#-Ebm-B- x4
Verse 1:
A# F
I took her out it
Gm
was a Friday night
D# A# F
I wore cologne to
Gm D#
get the feeling right
A# F
We started making out and
Gm D#
she took off my pants
A# F
But then I turned on the TV
Chorus 1:
D#
And that's about the
A#
time she walked away from
F Gm D#
me Nobody likes you
A# F
when you're twenty-three
Gm D#
And are still more
A# F
amused by TV shows
Gm D#
What the hell is ADD?
A#
My friends say I
F
should act my age
Gm
What's my age again?
F
What's my age again?
Post Chorus: B, F#-C#-Ebm-B-
Verse 2:
A#
Then later on
F Gm
on the drive home
D# A#
I called her mom
F Gm
from a pay phone
D# A#
I said I was the cops
F Gm
And your husband's in
D#
jail This state looks
A# F
down on sodomy
Chorus 2:
D#
And that's about the time
A# F
that bitch hung up on me
Gm D#
Nobody likes you when
A# F
you're twenty-three
Gm D#
And are still more amused
A# F
by prank phone calls
Gm D#
What the hell is caller ID?
A# F
My friends say I should act
Gm
my age What's my age again?
F
What's my age again?
Interlude: Ebm--C#--B--C#-- x3, Ebm--C#--B--
Chorus 3:
F
And that's about the time
A# F
she walked away from me
Gm D#
Nobody likes you when
A# F
you're twenty-three
Gm D#
And you still act like
A#
you're in Freshman
F Gm
year What the hell
D#
is wrong with me?
A#
My friends say I
F
should act my age
Gm
What's my age again?
Chorus 4:
F
And that's about the
A#
time she broke up with
F Gm D#
me No one should take
A# F
themselves so seriously
Gm D#
With many years
A#
ahead to fall in
F Gm
line Why would you
D#
wish that on me?
A# F
I never want to act my
Gm
age What's my age again?
F
What's my age again?
Outro: F#-C#-Ebm-B- x3, F#-C#-Ebm--C#--B(hold)
6.) Dysentery Gary
Key: F#
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords used:
F# - xx0232
C# - x02220
D#m - x24432
B - 320033
G#m - 022000
C#/F - x476xx
F#/A# - 2x023x
Intro: D--G-A-D-, D--G-A- x2
Verse 1:
F# C# F#
Got a lotta heartache
F# C# F#
He's a fucking weasel
B C# B
His issues make my mind ache
C# B C#
Wanna make a deal
F# C# F#
Cause I love your little motions
F# C# F#
You with your pigtails
B C# B
What a nice creation
C# B C#
Worth another night in jail
Interlude: D--D/F#-Em-G--A-Bm-A/C#-
Chorus 1:
F#
He's a player diarrhea giver
tried to grow his hair out
F#/A# G#m
when friends were listening to Slayer
B
I would like to find him Friday night
C#
Hanging out with mom and
trying on his father's tights
B
Life just sucks
C#
I lost the one
F#
I'm giving up
D#m
she found someone but
B
There's plenty more
C# D#m C#/F F# B C# D--G-A-
Girls are such a drag
Verse 2:
F# C# F#
So all you little ladies
F# C# F#
Be sure to choose the right guys
B C# B
You'll come back to me maybe
C# B C#
I'll shower you with lies
F# C# F# G#m F#
Got a lotta heartache
F# C# F#
He's a fucking weasel
B C# B
Decisions make my mind ache
C# B C#
Wanna make a deal
Interlude: D--D/F#-Em-G--A-Bm-A/C#-
Chorus 2:
F#
Ease away the problems
and the pain The girl
chose the guy
F#/A#
that makes you wanna
G#m
kick and scream
B
All along you wish
that she would stay
C# D#m
Fuck the guy that took her
C#/F
and ran away yeah
F#
He's a player diarrhea giver
tried to grow his hair out
F#/A# G#m
when friends were listening to Slayer
B
I would like to find him Friday night
C#
Hanging out with mom and
trying on his father's tights
B
Life just sucks
C#
I lost the one
F#
I'm giving up
D#m
she found someone but
B
There's plenty more
C# D#m C#/F
Girls are such a drag
Interlude: D--G-A- x3, D--G(hold)
Chorus 3:
B
Fuck this place
C#
I lost the war
F#
I hate you all
D#m
your mom's a whore
B
Where's my dog?
C#
Cause girls
D#m C#/F F# D(hold)
are such a drag
7.) Adam's Song
Key: E
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords used:
E - x32010
F#m - xx0231
C#m - x02210
B - 320033
A - 133211
Intro: Am--G--F--Dm-F- x2
Verse 1:
E
I never thought
A
I'd die alone
C#m A
I laughed the loudest
who'd have known?
E A
I traced the cord
back to the wall
C#m A
No wonder it was never
plugged in at all
E
I took my time
A
I hurried up
C#m A
The choice was mine
I didn't think enough
E
I'm too depressed
A C#m
to go on You'll
A
be sorry when
E F#m C#m A E F#m C#m A
I'm gone
Refrain 1:
E F#m
I never conquered
C#m
rarely came
A
Sixteen just held
such better days
E F#m
Days when I still
C#m
felt alive
A
We couldn't wait
to get out..
Chorus 1:
E
...side The world was
F#m C#m
wide too late to try
A
The tour was over
E
we'd survived
F#m
I couldn't wait
C#m
till I got home
A
To pass the time
in my room alone
(Repeat Intro)
Verse 2:
E A
I never thought
C#m
I'd die alone
A
Another six months
I'll be unknown
E A
Give all my things
C#m
to all my friends
A
You'll never step foot
in my room again
E
You'll close it
A C#m
off board it up
A
Remember the time that
I spilled the cup
E A
Of apple juice
C#m
in the hall
A
Please tell mom this
E F#m C#m A E F#m
A
is not her fault
(Repeat Refrain 1)
(Repeat Chorus 1)
Interlude: C--F--G--F--C--F--G-Am-F-- x2
C--A x3, G--Am-F-
Refrain 2:
E F#m
I never conquered
C#m
rarely came
A
But tomorrow holds
such better days
E F#m
Days when I can
C#m
still feel alive
When I can't
A
wait to get out...
Chorus 2:
E
...side The world is
F#m C#m
wide the time goes by
A
The tour is over
E
I've survived
F#m
I can't wait
C#m
till I get home
A
To pass the time
C(hold)
in my room alone
8.) All The Small Things
Key: E
Chords used:
E - x32010
B - 320003
C#m - x02210
A - 133211
Intro: G(hold), C--G-G-Am-F- x2
Verse 1:
E B
All the small things
A B
True care truth brings
E B
I'll take one lift
A B
You're right best trip
E B
Always I know
A B
You'll be at my show
E B
Watching waiting
A B
Commi--serating
Chorus 1:
E B
Say it ain't so I will not go
A
Turn the lights off carry me home
E
Nana nana nana nana na na
B A
Nana nana nana nana na na
E
Nana nana nana nana na na
B A
Nana nana nana nana na na
Post Chorus: C--G-G-Am-F- x2
Verse 2:
E B
Late night come home
A B
Work sucks I know
E B
She left me roses
A
by the stairs
B
Surprises let me
know she cares
(Repeat Chorus 1)
Interlude: C--F-G- x4
Chorus 2:
E
Say it ain't so
B
I will not go
A
Turn the lights off
E
carry me home
Keep your head still
B
I'll be your thrill
A
The night will go on
E
my little windmill
Say it ain't so
B
I will not go
A
Turn the lights off
E
carry me home
Keep your head still
B
I'll be your thrill
A
The night will go on
the night will go on
C(hold)
My little windmill
8.) The Party Song
Key: D#
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords used:
D# - x24442
G# - 022100
A# - 244322
Fm - x46654
Intro:
[whisper]
Here you go
motherfuckers...
Verse 1:
D#
Do you wanna
G#
come to a party
My friends picked me
Fm G#
up in a truck at 11:30
D#
The things at a frat house
G#
but the people are cool there
Fm
Reluctant I followed but
G#
I never dreamed there
D#
Would be someone there who
G#
would catch my attention
Fm
I wasn't out searching
G#
for love or affection
D#
So I paid my three and
G#
the girls got in free
Fm
Shined the beer for tequila
G# A# D#
and we headed into the party
Verse 2:
D#
And then in the backyard
G#
some terrible ska band
Fm
Someone in the background
G#
was doing a keg stand
D#
This place is so lame all
G#
these girls look the same
Fm
All these guys have no game
G#
I wish I would've stayed
D#
In my bed back at home
G#
watching TV alone
Fm
Where I'd put on some porn
G#
or have sex on the phone
D#
Far from people I hate down
G#
from anywhere state
Fm
Trying to intoxicate girls
G#
to give them head
A# D#
after the party
Refrain 1:
D# Fm
And then I saw
G#
her standing there
A#
With green eyes and
D#
long blond hair
Fm G#
She wasn't wearing underwear
A#
at least I prayed that
D# Fm
She might be the one
G# A#
maybe we'd have some fun
D# Fm
Maybe we'd watch the sun rise
G#
But that night I learned
A#
some girls try too hard
Chorus 1:
D#
na na na
G#
na na na
Fm
na na na
G#
Some girls
try too hard
D#
na na na
G#
na na na
Fm
na na na
G#
Some girls
D#
try too hard
G#
to impress
Fm
With the way
G#
that they dress
D#
With those things
G#
on their chests
Fm
And the things
G#
they suggest to me
Verse 3:
D#
I couldn't believe what
G#
this lady was saying
Fm
The names she was dropping
G#
the games she was playing
D#
She dated this guy who
G#
now rides for Black Flys
Fm
How she's down with Iwise
G#
well constructed disguise
D#
Now I'd rather go dateless than
G#
stay here and hate this
Fm
Her volume of makeup her
G#
fake tits were tasteless
D#
So I said I'd call her
G#
but never would bother
Fm
Until I got turned down by
G# A# D#
another girl at a party
Refrain 2:
D# Fm
So when you see
G#
her standing there
A#
With green eyes and
D#
long blonde hair
She won't be
Fm G#
wearing underwear
A#
and you'll discover
D# Fm
This girl's not the one
G# A#
and she'll never be fun
D# Fm
You should just turn and run
G#
Because you'll find out that
A#
some girls try too hard
Chorus 2:
D#
na na na
G#
na na na
Fm
na na na
G#
Some girls
try too hard
D#
na na na
G#
na na na
Fm
na na na
G#
Some girls
D#
try too hard
G#
to impress
Fm
With the way
G#
that they dress
D#
With those things
G#
on their chests
Fm
And the things
G#
they suggest to me
D#
na na na
G#
na na na
Fm
na na na
G#
Some girls
try too hard
D#
na na na
G#
na na na
Fm
na na na
G#
Some girls
B(hold)
try too hard
10.) Mutt
Key: C#
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords used:
C# - x02220
D#m - x24432
Fm - x46654
F# - xx0232
A#m - 244222
G# - 022100
Intro: A--D--, A--Bm-C#m-D--F#m-E--
A--Bm-C#m-D--E--D--
Guitar 2:
e|-----------------------|
B|---2----2-----2-----2--|
G|-2----2-----2-----2----|
D|----2-----2-----2------| x4
A|-----------------------|
E|-----------------------|
Bass:
C# F# C# D#m Fm F# A#m G#
G|-----9-|-------|---------|-----|-----|---------|-----|-----|
D|-7-7---|-----7-|---------|-----|-----|---------|-4-4-|-2-2-|
A|-------|-5-5---|-0-0-0-0-|-2-2-|-4-4-|-5-5-5-5-|-----|-----|
E|-------|-------|---------|-----|-----|---------|-----|-----|
x8 x8 x3 x3
C# D#m Fm F# G# F#
G|---------|-----|-----|---------|---------|---------|
D|---------|-----|-----|---------|-2-2-2-2-|-0-0-0-0-|
A|-0-0-0-0-|-2-2-|-4-4-|-5-5-5-5-|---------|---------|
E|---------|-----|-----|---------|---------|---------|
x3 x3
Verse 1:
C# A#m
He pauses shaving and he tells
G#
himself that he is the bomb
C#
She has her curlers set her
A#m G#
credit cards are paying the funds
C#
He's not that old I've been
A#m G#
told a strong sexual goal
C#
She goes out every day
A#m G#
She goes every way
Refrain:
F#
oh yeah They don't
G#
even care at all
Bass Solo: A--Bm-D-C#m- x2
Bass:
C# D#m F# Fm
G|------------|------------|---|----|
D|------2h4p2-|------------|---|----|
A|-0--0-------|-2--2--2--2-|-5-|-4--|
E|------------|------------|---|----|
x2
Chorus:
C#
She's open
D#m F#
waiting for more
Fm C#
And I know he's
D#m F#
only looking to score
Fm C#
And it is way
too unhealthy
D#m F# Fm
Often they've typically
C#
Been starved for
D#m F# Fm
attention before
Interlude: A--Bm-C#m-D--F#m-E--
A--Bm-C#m-D--E--D--
Verse 2:
C# A#m
She smokes a dozen and he doesn't
G#
seem to notice the smell
C#
He took the seat off his own
A#m G#
bike because the way that it
C#
felt He wants to bone this I
A#m G#
know she is ready to blow
C#
They go out every night
A#m G#
His pants are super tight
(Repeat Refrain, Bass Solo and Chorus)
Interlude: A--Bm--D-Fm x4
Guitar 2:
C# D#m F# Fm
e|-----|-----|-----|-----|
B|-----|-----|-----|-----|
G|-2-2-|-4-4-|-7-7-|-6-6-|
D|-2-2-|-4-4-|-7-7-|-6-6-| x2
A|-0-0-|-2-2-|-5-5-|-4-4-|
E|-----|-----|-----|-----|
e|-----------------------|
B|---2----2-----2-----2--|
G|-2----2-----2-----2----|
D|----2-----2-----2------| x2
A|-----------------------|
E|-----------------------|
Bass:
C# D#m F# Fm
G|------------|------------|---|----|
D|------2h4p2-|------------|---|----|
A|-0--0-------|-2--2--2--2-|-5-|-4--|
E|------------|------------|---|----|
x2
(Repeat Chorus)
Outro: A--Bm--D-Fm x2, A(hold)
11.) Wendy Clear
Key: E
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords used:
E - x32010
F#m - xx0231
B - 320003
A - 133211
C#m - x02210
Intro: C-Dm- x2, C--F--G-F--
Verse 1:
E
lets take the boat out on the bay
B A
forget your job for just one day
C#m A B E
I wish it didnt have to be so bad
E
it might be inappropriate because
B A
you where your baggage tight oh yeah
C#m A B E
i wish it didnt have to be so bad
B A E
but i play with fire to break the ice
B A E
and ive played with a nuclear device
Chorus 1:
C#m A
is it something i'll regret
E B
what do i want what i cant get
C#m A
i wish it didn't have to be so bad
Post Chorus: C--F--G-F--
Verse 2:
E
the 3 date theory
is getting old
everybody is getting
B A
left out in the cold
C#m A B E
i wish it didnt have to be so bad
E
so i see you with another
guy who pretends to here
B A
you when you cry "oh yeah"
C#m A B E
i wish it didnt have to be so bad
B A E
but i play with fire to break the ice
B A E
and ive played with a nuclear device
Chorus 2:
C#m A
is it something i'll regret
E B
what do i want what i cant get
C#m A
i wish it didn't have to be so bad
Bridge:
C#m A E
i'll be moving on moving
B C#m A E
on moving on and on and on
C#m A E B
moving on moving on
C#m A E A B A E
moving on and on and on
B A E
but i play with fire to break the ice
B A E
and ive played with a nuclear device
Chorus 3:
C#m A
is it something i'll regret
E B
what do i want what i cant get
C#m A
i wish it didn't have to be so bad
B A E
i wish it didn't have to be so bad
B A E
i wish it didn't have to be so bad
B A C(hold)
i wish it didn't have to be so bad
12.) Anthem
Key: D#
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords used:
D# - x24442
Fm - x46654
Gm - x68876
G# - 022100
A# - 244322
Cm - 466444
Intro: B-- x4, E-A#-E-F#
Verse 1:
D#
Home show mom wont know
G# A#
Run out the back door
G# A#
He's passed out on the floor
D# Fm Gm
Third time, been caught twice
G# A#
Forgive our neighbor Bob
G# A#
I think he humped the dog
Refrain:
Cm A#
But good things come
G#
to those who wait
A#
Cause she laid me
Cm A#
And mom and dad
G#
possess the key
A#
Instant slavery
Cm A#
No need explain the plan
G# A#
No need to even bother
Cm A#
I'll pack my bags
G#
I swear I'll run
A#
Wish my friends
were twenty-one
Interlude: B--x2, G#
Verse 2:
D#
White lies
Fm Gm
bloodshot eyes
G# A#
Breath of alcohol
G# A#
Stole it from the mall
D#
How's Chris marked
Fm Gm
with lipstick
G#
Better call
A#
their fathers
G#
Sleeping with
A#
your daughters
(Repeat Refrain)
Chorus:
D# G#
You dont belong you
D# A#
left the kids to carry on
D#
You planned their fall
G#
Too bad youre wrong dont need
D# A#
a mom dad slave drive song
Post Chorus 1:
D# G#
I time bomb I time bomb
Cm A#
I time bomb I time bomb
D# G# A# G# D# G# A# G#
I time bomb
Interlude: B-- x4, E-A#-E-F#
Verse 3:
D#
Turn low the radio
G# A#
I think I hear my dad
G# A#
Yelling at the band
(Repeat Refrain)
(Repeat Chorus)
Post Chorus 2:
D# G#
I time bomb I time bomb
Cm A#
I time bomb I time bomb
D# G#
I time bomb I time bomb
Cm A#
I time bomb I time bomb
B(hold)
I time bomb