Intro
E--A---B-
Verse 1:
D#
It's understood
A#
I said it many ways
D#
Too scared to run
A#
I'm too scared to stay
G#
I said I'd leave
A#
I could never leave her
G# A#
If I did you know
I'd never cheat her
D#
But this I ask it's
A#
what I want to know
D#
How would you feel if
A#
I should choose to go
G# A#
Another guy, you think
he'd be unlike me
G# A#
Another guy, you think
he'd want to fight me
(Repeat Intro Part 1)
Chorus:
D# A#
She's a dove, she's
a fucking nightmare
G# A#
Unpredictable it was
my mistake to stay here
D#
On the go and it's
A# G#
way too late to play
A#
I need a girl
that I can train
(Repeat Intro Part 2)
Verse 2:
D#
I heard it once I'm
A#
sure I heard it twice
D#
My dad used to give me
A#
all of his advice
G#
He would say you've got to
A#
turn your back and run now
G# A#
Come on son you haven't
got a chance now
(Repeat Chorus twice)
Interlude: E-A#-E-B-A-B-A-B
Outro:
D# A# D#
Need a girl that I can train
A# G#
Need a girl that I can train
A#
Turn your back and run now
G# A#
You haven't got a chance now
2:04: E-A#-E-B-A-B-A-B
Guitar 2: at 2:04
D# A# D# A#
e|-4-0----0----|-2-0----0----|-4-0----0----|-5-0----0----|
B|-----0-----0-|-----0-----0-|-----0-----0-|-----0-----0-|
G|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------|
D|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------|
A|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------|
E|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------|
G# A# G# A#
e|-4-0----0----|-2-0----0----|-4-0----0----|-5-0----0----|
B|-----0-----0-|-----0-----0-|-----0-----0-|-----0-----0-|
G|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------|
D|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------|
A|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------|
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D# A# D#
Need a girl that I can train
A# G#
Need a girl that I can train
A#
Turn your back and run now
G# A#
You haven't got a chance now
2.) Don't Leave Me
Key: G#
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
chords used:
G# - x02220
C# - xx0232
A#m - x24432
D# - 022100
Intro: A--D--Bm-D-D# x2
Verse 1:
G# C#
Don't leave me all alone
A#m C#
Just drop me off at home
G#
I'll be fine it's
C#
not the first
A#m
Just like last time
C# D#
but a little worse and
Chorus:
G# A#m
She said that I'm not the
C# D#
one that she thinks about, and
G# A#m
She said it stopped being
C# D#
fun I just bring her down
G#
I said "don't let your
A#m C#
future be destroyed by
D# G#
my past" She said "Don't
A#m C# D#
let my door hit your ass"
(Repeat Intro)
Verse 2:
G#
One more chance
C#
I'll try this time
A#m
I'll give you yours
C#
I won't take mine
G#
I'll listen up
C#
pretend to care
A#m
Go on ahead I'll
C# D#
meet you there and
(Repeat chorus)
Bass Solo: A-E-D-- x4
Bridge:
G#
Let's try this one more
D# C#
time with feeling
G# D# C#
One more time with feeling
G# D# C#
One more time with feeling
G# D# C#
One more time with feeling
(Repeat Chorus)
Outro:
G# C#
Don't leave me all alone
A#m C# D#
Just drop me off at home
A(hold)
And I'll be fine
3.) Aliens Exist
Key: A#
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords used:
A# - x24442
F - 244322
Gm - 466444
D# - 022100 or 079900
Cm - x46654
Dm - x68876
F/A - x143xx
Intro: A#
Verse 1:
A# F Gm D#
Hey mom, there's something in the back room
A# F Gm D#
Hope it's not the creatures from above
A# Cm
You used to read me stories
Dm D#
As if my dreams were boring
A# F Gm D#
We all know conspiracies are dumb
Interlude: A# D# Gm D# x2
Verse 2:
A# F Gm D#
What if people knew that these were real?
A# F Gm D#
I'd leave my closet door open all night
A# Cm
I know the CIA would say
Dm D#
What you hear is all hearsay
A# F Gm D#
Wish someone would tell me what was right
Chorus:
A# F
Up all night long
A# F
And there's something very wrong
Gm D#
And I know it must be late
Gm D#
Been gone since yesterday
F D# A#
I'm not like you guys
F D#
I'm not like you
Interlude: A# D# Gm D# x2
Verse 3:
A# F Gm D#
I am still a skeptic, yes you know me
A# F Gm D#
Been best friends and will be till we die
A# Cm
I got an injection
Dm D#
of fear from the abduction
A# F Gm
My best friend thinks I'm just telling lies
D#
Alright
(Repeat Chorus)
Interlude: Gm F D# A# F/A x2
Bridge:
Gm F
Dark and scary ordinary
D# A# F/A
explanation information
Gm F
Nice to know ya paranoia
D# A# F
Wheres my mother bio-father
(Repeat Chorus except last line)
F D# A#
Twelve majestic lies
4.) Going Away To College
Key: A#
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords used:
A# - x24442
F - 244322
Gm - 466444
D# - 022100
Intro:
Part 1: Silent
A# D#
e|-------------------------|-------------------------|
B|-4--4--4-4-4-2--2--2-2-2-|-4--4--4-4-4-2--2--2-2-2-|
G|-4--4--4-4-4-4--4--4-4-4-|-4--4--4-4-4-4--4--4-4-4-|
D|-4--4--4-4-4-4--4--4-4-4-|-2--2--2-2-2-2--2--2-2-2-|
A|-2--2--2-2-2-2--2--2-2-2-|-------------------------|
E|-------------------------|-------------------------|
x2 x2
A# D#
e|--------------------------|---------------------------------------|
B|-4--4--4-4-4--2--2--2-2-2-|-4--4--4-4-4-2--2--2-2-2-4--4--4-4-4-2-|
G|-4--4--4-4-4--4--4--4-4-4-|-4--4--4-4-4-4--4--4-4-4-4--4--4-4-4-4-|
D|-4--4--4-4-4--4--4--4-4-4-|-2--2--2-2-2-2--2--2-2-2-2--2--2-2-2-2-|
A|-2--2--2-2-2--2--2--2-2-2-|---------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------|---------------------------------------|
x2
Part 2: Distortion x2
A# D# F
e|--------------|--------------|-------|
B|------------4-|------------4-|-----2-|
G|-----4--------|-----4--------|-------|
D|--------------|-2-2----2-2---|-4-4---|
A|-2-2----2-2---|--------------|-------|
E|--------------|--------------|-------|
x2 x2
Verse 1:
A#
Please take me by the hand
D# F
It's so cold out tonight
A#
I'll put blankets on the bed
D# F
I won't turn out the light
A#
Just don't forget
D# F
to think about me
A#
And I won't forget you
D# F
"I'll write you once
a week" she said
(Repeat Intro Part 2)
Verse 2:
A#
Why does it
feel the same
D#
To fall in love
F
or break it off
A#
And if young love
is just a game
D#
Then I must've
F
missed the kickoff
A#
Don't depend on
D# F
Me to ever follow
through on
A#
Anything but
D#
I'd go through
F
hell for you and
Chorus 1:
Gm D#
I haven't been
this scared
A# F
In a long time
Gm
And I'm so
D#
unprepared
A#
So here's
F
your valentine
Gm
Bouquet of
D#
clumsy words
A# F
G# simple melody
Gm
This world's
D#
an ugly place
A#
But you're so
F
beautiful to me
(Repeat Intro Part 2)
Verse 3:
A#
I'll think about
the times
D#
She kissed me
F
after class
A#
And she put up
with my friends
D# F
I acted like an ass
A#
I'd ditch my lecture
D# F
To watch the girls
play soccer
A#
Is my picture
D#
Still hanging
F
in her locker?
Chorus 2:
Gm D#
I haven't been
this scared
A# F
In a long time
Gm
And I'm so
D#
unprepared
A#
So here's
F
your valentine
Gm
Bouquet of
D#
clumsy words
A# F
G# simple melody
Gm
This world's
D#
an ugly place
A#
But you're so
F
beautiful
(Repeat Intro Part 1)
(Repeat Chorus 2)
5.) What's My Age Again
Key: F
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords used:
F - 244322
C - x46664
Dm - x68876
A# - x24442
Intro: B, F#-C#-Ebm-B- x4
Verse 1:
F C
I took her out it
Dm
was a Friday night
A# F C
I wore cologne to
Dm A#
get the feeling right
F C
We started making out and
Dm A#
she took off my pants
F C
But then I turned on the TV
Chorus 1:
A#
And that's about the
F
time she walked away from
C Dm A#
me Nobody likes you
F C
when you're twenty-three
Dm A#
And are still more
F C
amused by TV shows
Dm A#
What the hell is ADD?
F
My friends say I
C
should act my age
Dm
What's my age again?
C
What's my age again?
Post Chorus: B, F#-C#-Ebm-B-
Verse 2:
F
Then later on
C Dm
on the drive home
A# F
I called her mom
C Dm
from a pay phone
A# F
I said I was the cops
C Dm
And your husband's in
A#
jail This state looks
F C
down on sodomy
Chorus 2:
A#
And that's about the time
F C
that bitch hung up on me
Dm A#
Nobody likes you when
F C
you're twenty-three
Dm A#
And are still more amused
F C
by prank phone calls
Dm A#
What the hell is caller ID?
F C
My friends say I should act
Dm
my age What's my age again?
C
What's my age again?
Interlude: Ebm--C#--B--C#-- x3, Ebm--C#--B--
Chorus 3:
C
And that's about the time
F C
she walked away from me
Dm A#
Nobody likes you when
F C
you're twenty-three
Dm A#
And you still act like
F
you're in Freshman
C Dm
year What the hell
A#
is wrong with me?
F
My friends say I
C
should act my age
Dm
What's my age again?
Chorus 4:
C
And that's about the
F
time she broke up with
C Dm A#
me No one should take
F C
themselves so seriously
Dm A#
With many years
F
ahead to fall in
C Dm
line Why would you
A#
wish that on me?
F C
I never want to act my
Dm
age What's my age again?
C
What's my age again?
Outro: F#-C#-Ebm-B- x3, F#-C#-Ebm--C#--B(hold)
6.) Dysentery Gary
Key: C#
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords used:
C# - xx0232
G# - x02220
A#m - x24432
F# - 320033
D#m - 022000
G#/C - x476xx
C#/F - 2x023x
Intro: D--G-A-D-, D--G-A- x2
Verse 1:
C# G# C#
Got a lotta heartache
C# G# C#
He's a fucking weasel
F# G# F#
His issues make my mind ache
G# F# G#
Wanna make a deal
C# G# C#
Cause I love your little motions
C# G# C#
You with your pigtails
F# G# F#
What a nice creation
G# F# G#
Worth another night in jail
Interlude: D--D/F#-Em-G--A-Bm-A/C#-
Chorus 1:
C#
He's a player diarrhea giver
tried to grow his hair out
C#/F D#m
when friends were listening to Slayer
F#
I would like to find him Friday night
G#
Hanging out with mom and
trying on his father's tights
F#
Life just sucks
G#
I lost the one
C#
I'm giving up
A#m
she found someone but
F#
There's plenty more
G# A#m G#/C C# F# G# D--G-A-
Girls are such a drag
Verse 2:
C# G# C#
So all you little ladies
C# G# C#
Be sure to choose the right guys
F# G# F#
You'll come back to me maybe
G# F# G#
I'll shower you with lies
C# G# C# D#m C#
Got a lotta heartache
C# G# C#
He's a fucking weasel
F# G# F#
Decisions make my mind ache
G# F# G#
Wanna make a deal
Interlude: D--D/F#-Em-G--A-Bm-A/C#-
Chorus 2:
C#
Ease away the problems
and the pain The girl
chose the guy
C#/F
that makes you wanna
D#m
kick and scream
F#
All along you wish
that she would stay
G# A#m
Fuck the guy that took her
G#/C
and ran away yeah
C#
He's a player diarrhea giver
tried to grow his hair out
C#/F D#m
when friends were listening to Slayer
F#
I would like to find him Friday night
G#
Hanging out with mom and
trying on his father's tights
F#
Life just sucks
G#
I lost the one
C#
I'm giving up
A#m
she found someone but
F#
There's plenty more
G# A#m G#/C
Girls are such a drag
Interlude: D--G-A- x3, D--G(hold)
Chorus 3:
F#
Fuck this place
G#
I lost the war
C#
I hate you all
A#m
your mom's a whore
F#
Where's my dog?
G#
Cause girls
A#m G#/C C# D(hold)
are such a drag
7.) Adam's Song
Key: B
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords used:
B - x32010
C#m - xx0231
G#m - x02210
F# - 320033
E - 133211
Intro: Am--G--F--Dm-F- x2
Verse 1:
B
I never thought
E
I'd die alone
G#m E
I laughed the loudest
who'd have known?
B E
I traced the cord
back to the wall
G#m E
No wonder it was never
plugged in at all
B
I took my time
E
I hurried up
G#m E
The choice was mine
I didn't think enough
B
I'm too depressed
E G#m
to go on You'll
E
be sorry when
B C#m G#m E B C#m G#m E
I'm gone
Refrain 1:
B C#m
I never conquered
G#m
rarely came
E
Sixteen just held
such better days
B C#m
Days when I still
G#m
felt alive
E
We couldn't wait
to get out..
Chorus 1:
B
...side The world was
C#m G#m
wide too late to try
E
The tour was over
B
we'd survived
C#m
I couldn't wait
G#m
till I got home
E
To pass the time
in my room alone
(Repeat Intro)
Verse 2:
B E
I never thought
G#m
I'd die alone
E
Another six months
I'll be unknown
B E
Give all my things
G#m
to all my friends
E
You'll never step foot
in my room again
B
You'll close it
E G#m
off board it up
E
Remember the time that
I spilled the cup
B E
Of apple juice
G#m
in the hall
E
Please tell mom this
B C#m G#m E B C#m
E
is not her fault
(Repeat Refrain 1)
(Repeat Chorus 1)
Interlude: C--F--G--F--C--F--G-Am-F-- x2
C--E x3, G--Am-F-
Refrain 2:
B C#m
I never conquered
G#m
rarely came
E
But tomorrow holds
such better days
B C#m
Days when I can
G#m
still feel alive
When I can't
E
wait to get out...
Chorus 2:
B
...side The world is
C#m G#m
wide the time goes by
E
The tour is over
B
I've survived
C#m
I can't wait
G#m
till I get home
E
To pass the time
C(hold)
in my room alone
8.) All The Small Things
Key: B
Chords used:
B - x32010
F# - 320003
G#m - x02210
E - 133211
Intro: G(hold), C--G-G-Am-F- x2
Verse 1:
B F#
All the small things
E F#
True care truth brings
B F#
I'll take one lift
E F#
You're right best trip
B F#
Always I know
E F#
You'll be at my show
B F#
Watching waiting
E F#
Commi--serating
Chorus 1:
B F#
Say it ain't so I will not go
E
Turn the lights off carry me home
B
Nana nana nana nana na na
F# E
Nana nana nana nana na na
B
Nana nana nana nana na na
F# E
Nana nana nana nana na na
Post Chorus: C--G-G-Am-F- x2
Verse 2:
B F#
Late night come home
E F#
Work sucks I know
B F#
She left me roses
E
by the stairs
F#
Surprises let me
know she cares
(Repeat Chorus 1)
Interlude: C--F-G- x4
Chorus 2:
B
Say it ain't so
F#
I will not go
E
Turn the lights off
B
carry me home
Keep your head still
F#
I'll be your thrill
E
The night will go on
B
my little windmill
Say it ain't so
F#
I will not go
E
Turn the lights off
B
carry me home
Keep your head still
F#
I'll be your thrill
E
The night will go on
the night will go on
C(hold)
My little windmill
8.) The Party Song
Key: A#
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords used:
A# - x24442
D# - 022100
F - 244322
Cm - x46654
Intro:
[whisper]
Here you go
motherfuckers...
Verse 1:
A#
Do you wanna
D#
come to a party
My friends picked me
Cm D#
up in a truck at 11:30
A#
The things at a frat house
D#
but the people are cool there
Cm
Reluctant I followed but
D#
I never dreamed there
A#
Would be someone there who
D#
would catch my attention
Cm
I wasn't out searching
D#
for love or affection
A#
So I paid my three and
D#
the girls got in free
Cm
Shined the beer for tequila
D# F A#
and we headed into the party
Verse 2:
A#
And then in the backyard
D#
some terrible ska band
Cm
Someone in the background
D#
was doing a keg stand
A#
This place is so lame all
D#
these girls look the same
Cm
All these guys have no game
D#
I wish I would've stayed
A#
In my bed back at home
D#
watching TV alone
Cm
Where I'd put on some porn
D#
or have sex on the phone
A#
Far from people I hate down
D#
from anywhere state
Cm
Trying to intoxicate girls
D#
to give them head
F A#
after the party
Refrain 1:
A# Cm
And then I saw
D#
her standing there
F
With green eyes and
A#
long blond hair
Cm D#
She wasn't wearing underwear
F
at least I prayed that
A# Cm
She might be the one
D# F
maybe we'd have some fun
A# Cm
Maybe we'd watch the sun rise
D#
But that night I learned
F
some girls try too hard
Chorus 1:
A#
na na na
D#
na na na
Cm
na na na
D#
Some girls
try too hard
A#
na na na
D#
na na na
Cm
na na na
D#
Some girls
A#
try too hard
D#
to impress
Cm
With the way
D#
that they dress
A#
With those things
D#
on their chests
Cm
And the things
D#
they suggest to me
Verse 3:
A#
I couldn't believe what
D#
this lady was saying
Cm
The names she was dropping
D#
the games she was playing
A#
She dated this guy who
D#
now rides for Black Flys
Cm
How she's down with Iwise
D#
well constructed disguise
A#
Now I'd rather go dateless than
D#
stay here and hate this
Cm
Her volume of makeup her
D#
fake tits were tasteless
A#
So I said I'd call her
D#
but never would bother
Cm
Until I got turned down by
D# F A#
another girl at a party
Refrain 2:
A# Cm
So when you see
D#
her standing there
F
With green eyes and
A#
long blonde hair
She won't be
Cm D#
wearing underwear
F
and you'll discover
A# Cm
This girl's not the one
D# F
and she'll never be fun
A# Cm
You should just turn and run
D#
Because you'll find out that
F
some girls try too hard
Chorus 2:
A#
na na na
D#
na na na
Cm
na na na
D#
Some girls
try too hard
A#
na na na
D#
na na na
Cm
na na na
D#
Some girls
A#
try too hard
D#
to impress
Cm
With the way
D#
that they dress
A#
With those things
D#
on their chests
Cm
And the things
D#
they suggest to me
A#
na na na
D#
na na na
Cm
na na na
D#
Some girls
try too hard
A#
na na na
D#
na na na
Cm
na na na
D#
Some girls
B(hold)
try too hard
10.) Mutt
Key: G#
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords used:
G# - x02220
A#m - x24432
Cm - x46654
C# - xx0232
Fm - 244222
D# - 022100
Intro: A--D--, A--Bm-C#m-D--F#m-E--
A--Bm-C#m-D--E--D--
Guitar 2:
e|-----------------------|
B|---2----2-----2-----2--|
G|-2----2-----2-----2----|
D|----2-----2-----2------| x4
A|-----------------------|
E|-----------------------|
Bass:
G# C# G# A#m Cm C# Fm D#
G|-----9-|-------|---------|-----|-----|---------|-----|-----|
D|-7-7---|-----7-|---------|-----|-----|---------|-4-4-|-2-2-|
A|-------|-5-5---|-0-0-0-0-|-2-2-|-4-4-|-5-5-5-5-|-----|-----|
E|-------|-------|---------|-----|-----|---------|-----|-----|
x8 x8 x3 x3
G# A#m Cm C# D# C#
G|---------|-----|-----|---------|---------|---------|
D|---------|-----|-----|---------|-2-2-2-2-|-0-0-0-0-|
A|-0-0-0-0-|-2-2-|-4-4-|-5-5-5-5-|---------|---------|
E|---------|-----|-----|---------|---------|---------|
x3 x3
Verse 1:
G# Fm
He pauses shaving and he tells
D#
himself that he is the bomb
G#
She has her curlers set her
Fm D#
credit cards are paying the funds
G#
He's not that old I've been
Fm D#
told a strong sexual goal
G#
She goes out every day
Fm D#
She goes every way
Refrain:
C#
oh yeah They don't
D#
even care at all
Bass Solo: A--Bm-D-C#m- x2
Bass:
G# A#m C# Cm
G|------------|------------|---|----|
D|------2h4p2-|------------|---|----|
A|-0--0-------|-2--2--2--2-|-5-|-4--|
E|------------|------------|---|----|
x2
Chorus:
G#
She's open
A#m C#
waiting for more
Cm G#
And I know he's
A#m C#
only looking to score
Cm G#
And it is way
too unhealthy
A#m C# Cm
Often they've typically
G#
Been starved for
A#m C# Cm
attention before
Interlude: A--Bm-C#m-D--F#m-E--
A--Bm-C#m-D--E--D--
Verse 2:
G# Fm
She smokes a dozen and he doesn't
D#
seem to notice the smell
G#
He took the seat off his own
Fm D#
bike because the way that it
G#
felt He wants to bone this I
Fm D#
know she is ready to blow
G#
They go out every night
Fm D#
His pants are super tight
(Repeat Refrain, Bass Solo and Chorus)
Interlude: A--Bm--D-Cm x4
Guitar 2:
G# A#m C# Cm
e|-----|-----|-----|-----|
B|-----|-----|-----|-----|
G|-2-2-|-4-4-|-7-7-|-6-6-|
D|-2-2-|-4-4-|-7-7-|-6-6-| x2
A|-0-0-|-2-2-|-5-5-|-4-4-|
E|-----|-----|-----|-----|
e|-----------------------|
B|---2----2-----2-----2--|
G|-2----2-----2-----2----|
D|----2-----2-----2------| x2
A|-----------------------|
E|-----------------------|
Bass:
G# A#m C# Cm
G|------------|------------|---|----|
D|------2h4p2-|------------|---|----|
A|-0--0-------|-2--2--2--2-|-5-|-4--|
E|------------|------------|---|----|
x2
(Repeat Chorus)
Outro: A--Bm--D-Cm x2, A(hold)
11.) Wendy Clear
Key: B
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords used:
B - x32010
C#m - xx0231
F# - 320003
E - 133211
G#m - x02210
Intro: C-Dm- x2, C--F--G-F--
Verse 1:
B
lets take the boat out on the bay
F# E
forget your job for just one day
G#m E F# B
I wish it didnt have to be so bad
B
it might be inappropriate because
F# E
you where your baggage tight oh yeah
G#m E F# B
i wish it didnt have to be so bad
F# E B
but i play with fire to break the ice
F# E B
and ive played with a nuclear device
Chorus 1:
G#m E
is it something i'll regret
B F#
what do i want what i cant get
G#m E
i wish it didn't have to be so bad
Post Chorus: C--F--G-F--
Verse 2:
B
the 3 date theory
is getting old
everybody is getting
F# E
left out in the cold
G#m E F# B
i wish it didnt have to be so bad
B
so i see you with another
guy who pretends to here
F# E
you when you cry "oh yeah"
G#m E F# B
i wish it didnt have to be so bad
F# E B
but i play with fire to break the ice
F# E B
and ive played with a nuclear device
Chorus 2:
G#m E
is it something i'll regret
B F#
what do i want what i cant get
G#m E
i wish it didn't have to be so bad
Bridge:
G#m E B
i'll be moving on moving
F# G#m E B
on moving on and on and on
G#m E B F#
moving on moving on
G#m E B E F# E B
moving on and on and on
F# E B
but i play with fire to break the ice
F# E B
and ive played with a nuclear device
Chorus 3:
G#m E
is it something i'll regret
B F#
what do i want what i cant get
G#m E
i wish it didn't have to be so bad
F# E B
i wish it didn't have to be so bad
F# E B
i wish it didn't have to be so bad
F# E C(hold)
i wish it didn't have to be so bad
12.) Anthem
Key: A#
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords used:
A# - x24442
Cm - x46654
Dm - x68876
D# - 022100
F - 244322
Gm - 466444
Intro: B-- x4, E-F-E-F#
Verse 1:
A#
Home show mom wont know
D# F
Run out the back door
D# F
He's passed out on the floor
A# Cm Dm
Third time, been caught twice
D# F
Forgive our neighbor Bob
D# F
I think he humped the dog
Refrain:
Gm F
But good things come
D#
to those who wait
F
Cause she laid me
Gm F
And mom and dad
D#
possess the key
F
Instant slavery
Gm F
No need explain the plan
D# F
No need to even bother
Gm F
I'll pack my bags
D#
I swear I'll run
F
Wish my friends
were twenty-one
Interlude: B--x2, D#
Verse 2:
A#
White lies
Cm Dm
bloodshot eyes
D# F
Breath of alcohol
D# F
Stole it from the mall
A#
How's Chris marked
Cm Dm
with lipstick
D#
Better call
F
their fathers
D#
Sleeping with
F
your daughters
(Repeat Refrain)
Chorus:
A# D#
You dont belong you
A# F
left the kids to carry on
A#
You planned their fall
D#
Too bad youre wrong dont need
A# F
a mom dad slave drive song
Post Chorus 1:
A# D#
I time bomb I time bomb
Gm F
I time bomb I time bomb
A# D# F D# A# D# F D#
I time bomb
Interlude: B-- x4, E-F-E-F#
Verse 3:
A#
Turn low the radio
D# F
I think I hear my dad
D# F
Yelling at the band
(Repeat Refrain)
(Repeat Chorus)
Post Chorus 2:
A# D#
I time bomb I time bomb
Gm F
I time bomb I time bomb
A# D#
I time bomb I time bomb
Gm F
I time bomb I time bomb
B(hold)
I time bomb