Intro
E--A---B-
Verse 1:
C#
It's understood
G#
I said it many ways
C#
Too scared to run
G#
I'm too scared to stay
F#
I said I'd leave
G#
I could never leave her
F# G#
If I did you know
I'd never cheat her
C#
But this I ask it's
G#
what I want to know
C#
How would you feel if
G#
I should choose to go
F# G#
Another guy, you think
he'd be unlike me
F# G#
Another guy, you think
he'd want to fight me
(Repeat Intro Part 1)
Chorus:
C# G#
She's a dove, she's
a fucking nightmare
F# G#
Unpredictable it was
my mistake to stay here
C#
On the go and it's
G# F#
way too late to play
G#
I need a girl
that I can train
(Repeat Intro Part 2)
Verse 2:
C#
I heard it once I'm
G#
sure I heard it twice
C#
My dad used to give me
G#
all of his advice
F#
He would say you've got to
G#
turn your back and run now
F# G#
Come on son you haven't
got a chance now
(Repeat Chorus twice)
Interlude: E-G#-E-B-A-B-A-B
Outro:
C# G# C#
Need a girl that I can train
G# F#
Need a girl that I can train
G#
Turn your back and run now
F# G#
You haven't got a chance now
2:04: E-G#-E-B-A-B-A-B
Guitar 2: at 2:04
C# G# C# G#
e|-4-0----0----|-2-0----0----|-4-0----0----|-5-0----0----|
B|-----0-----0-|-----0-----0-|-----0-----0-|-----0-----0-|
G|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------|
D|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------|
A|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------|
E|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------|
F# G# F# G#
e|-4-0----0----|-2-0----0----|-4-0----0----|-5-0----0----|
B|-----0-----0-|-----0-----0-|-----0-----0-|-----0-----0-|
G|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------|
D|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------|
A|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------|
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C# G# C#
Need a girl that I can train
G# F#
Need a girl that I can train
G#
Turn your back and run now
F# G#
You haven't got a chance now
2.) Don't Leave Me
Key: F#
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
chords used:
F# - x02220
B - xx0232
G#m - x24432
C# - 022100
Intro: A--D--Bm-D-C# x2
Verse 1:
F# B
Don't leave me all alone
G#m B
Just drop me off at home
F#
I'll be fine it's
B
not the first
G#m
Just like last time
B C#
but a little worse and
Chorus:
F# G#m
She said that I'm not the
B C#
one that she thinks about, and
F# G#m
She said it stopped being
B C#
fun I just bring her down
F#
I said "don't let your
G#m B
future be destroyed by
C# F#
my past" She said "Don't
G#m B C#
let my door hit your ass"
(Repeat Intro)
Verse 2:
F#
One more chance
B
I'll try this time
G#m
I'll give you yours
B
I won't take mine
F#
I'll listen up
B
pretend to care
G#m
Go on ahead I'll
B C#
meet you there and
(Repeat chorus)
Bass Solo: A-E-D-- x4
Bridge:
F#
Let's try this one more
C# B
time with feeling
F# C# B
One more time with feeling
F# C# B
One more time with feeling
F# C# B
One more time with feeling
(Repeat Chorus)
Outro:
F# B
Don't leave me all alone
G#m B C#
Just drop me off at home
A(hold)
And I'll be fine
3.) Aliens Exist
Key: G#
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords used:
G# - x24442
D# - 244322
Fm - 466444
C# - 022100 or 079900
A#m - x46654
Cm - x68876
D#/G - x143xx
Intro: G#
Verse 1:
G# D# Fm C#
Hey mom, there's something in the back room
G# D# Fm C#
Hope it's not the creatures from above
G# A#m
You used to read me stories
Cm C#
As if my dreams were boring
G# D# Fm C#
We all know conspiracies are dumb
Interlude: G# C# Fm C# x2
Verse 2:
G# D# Fm C#
What if people knew that these were real?
G# D# Fm C#
I'd leave my closet door open all night
G# A#m
I know the CIA would say
Cm C#
What you hear is all hearsay
G# D# Fm C#
Wish someone would tell me what was right
Chorus:
G# D#
Up all night long
G# D#
And there's something very wrong
Fm C#
And I know it must be late
Fm C#
Been gone since yesterday
D# C# G#
I'm not like you guys
D# C#
I'm not like you
Interlude: G# C# Fm C# x2
Verse 3:
G# D# Fm C#
I am still a skeptic, yes you know me
G# D# Fm C#
Been best friends and will be till we die
G# A#m
I got an injection
Cm C#
of fear from the abduction
G# D# Fm
My best friend thinks I'm just telling lies
C#
Alright
(Repeat Chorus)
Interlude: Fm D# C# G# D#/G x2
Bridge:
Fm D#
Dark and scary ordinary
C# G# D#/G
explanation information
Fm D#
Nice to know ya paranoia
C# G# D#
Wheres my mother bio-father
(Repeat Chorus except last line)
D# C# G#
Twelve majestic lies
4.) Going Away To College
Key: G#
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords used:
G# - x24442
D# - 244322
Fm - 466444
C# - 022100
Intro:
Part 1: Silent
G# C#
e|-------------------------|-------------------------|
B|-4--4--4-4-4-2--2--2-2-2-|-4--4--4-4-4-2--2--2-2-2-|
G|-4--4--4-4-4-4--4--4-4-4-|-4--4--4-4-4-4--4--4-4-4-|
D|-4--4--4-4-4-4--4--4-4-4-|-2--2--2-2-2-2--2--2-2-2-|
A|-2--2--2-2-2-2--2--2-2-2-|-------------------------|
E|-------------------------|-------------------------|
x2 x2
G# C#
e|--------------------------|---------------------------------------|
B|-4--4--4-4-4--2--2--2-2-2-|-4--4--4-4-4-2--2--2-2-2-4--4--4-4-4-2-|
G|-4--4--4-4-4--4--4--4-4-4-|-4--4--4-4-4-4--4--4-4-4-4--4--4-4-4-4-|
D|-4--4--4-4-4--4--4--4-4-4-|-2--2--2-2-2-2--2--2-2-2-2--2--2-2-2-2-|
A|-2--2--2-2-2--2--2--2-2-2-|---------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------|---------------------------------------|
x2
Part 2: Distortion x2
G# C# D#
e|--------------|--------------|-------|
B|------------4-|------------4-|-----2-|
G|-----4--------|-----4--------|-------|
D|--------------|-2-2----2-2---|-4-4---|
A|-2-2----2-2---|--------------|-------|
E|--------------|--------------|-------|
x2 x2
Verse 1:
G#
Please take me by the hand
C# D#
It's so cold out tonight
G#
I'll put blankets on the bed
C# D#
I won't turn out the light
G#
Just don't forget
C# D#
to think about me
G#
And I won't forget you
C# D#
"I'll write you once
a week" she said
(Repeat Intro Part 2)
Verse 2:
G#
Why does it
feel the same
C#
To fall in love
D#
or break it off
G#
And if young love
is just a game
C#
Then I must've
D#
missed the kickoff
G#
Don't depend on
C# D#
Me to ever follow
through on
G#
Anything but
C#
I'd go through
D#
hell for you and
Chorus 1:
Fm C#
I haven't been
this scared
G# D#
In a long time
Fm
And I'm so
C#
unprepared
G#
So here's
D#
your valentine
Fm
Bouquet of
C#
clumsy words
G# D#
F# simple melody
Fm
This world's
C#
an ugly place
G#
But you're so
D#
beautiful to me
(Repeat Intro Part 2)
Verse 3:
G#
I'll think about
the times
C#
She kissed me
D#
after class
G#
And she put up
with my friends
C# D#
I acted like an ass
G#
I'd ditch my lecture
C# D#
To watch the girls
play soccer
G#
Is my picture
C#
Still hanging
D#
in her locker?
Chorus 2:
Fm C#
I haven't been
this scared
G# D#
In a long time
Fm
And I'm so
C#
unprepared
G#
So here's
D#
your valentine
Fm
Bouquet of
C#
clumsy words
G# D#
F# simple melody
Fm
This world's
C#
an ugly place
G#
But you're so
D#
beautiful
(Repeat Intro Part 1)
(Repeat Chorus 2)
5.) What's My Age Again
Key: D#
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords used:
D# - 244322
A# - x46664
Cm - x68876
G# - x24442
Intro: B, F#-C#-Ebm-B- x4
Verse 1:
D# A#
I took her out it
Cm
was a Friday night
G# D# A#
I wore cologne to
Cm G#
get the feeling right
D# A#
We started making out and
Cm G#
she took off my pants
D# A#
But then I turned on the TV
Chorus 1:
G#
And that's about the
D#
time she walked away from
A# Cm G#
me Nobody likes you
D# A#
when you're twenty-three
Cm G#
And are still more
D# A#
amused by TV shows
Cm G#
What the hell is ADD?
D#
My friends say I
A#
should act my age
Cm
What's my age again?
A#
What's my age again?
Post Chorus: B, F#-C#-Ebm-B-
Verse 2:
D#
Then later on
A# Cm
on the drive home
G# D#
I called her mom
A# Cm
from a pay phone
G# D#
I said I was the cops
A# Cm
And your husband's in
G#
jail This state looks
D# A#
down on sodomy
Chorus 2:
G#
And that's about the time
D# A#
that bitch hung up on me
Cm G#
Nobody likes you when
D# A#
you're twenty-three
Cm G#
And are still more amused
D# A#
by prank phone calls
Cm G#
What the hell is caller ID?
D# A#
My friends say I should act
Cm
my age What's my age again?
A#
What's my age again?
Interlude: Ebm--C#--B--C#-- x3, Ebm--C#--B--
Chorus 3:
A#
And that's about the time
D# A#
she walked away from me
Cm G#
Nobody likes you when
D# A#
you're twenty-three
Cm G#
And you still act like
D#
you're in Freshman
A# Cm
year What the hell
G#
is wrong with me?
D#
My friends say I
A#
should act my age
Cm
What's my age again?
Chorus 4:
A#
And that's about the
D#
time she broke up with
A# Cm G#
me No one should take
D# A#
themselves so seriously
Cm G#
With many years
D#
ahead to fall in
A# Cm
line Why would you
G#
wish that on me?
D# A#
I never want to act my
Cm
age What's my age again?
A#
What's my age again?
Outro: F#-C#-Ebm-B- x3, F#-C#-Ebm--C#--B(hold)
6.) Dysentery Gary
Key: B
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords used:
B - xx0232
F# - x02220
G#m - x24432
E - 320033
C#m - 022000
F#/A# - x476xx
B/D# - 2x023x
Intro: D--G-A-D-, D--G-A- x2
Verse 1:
B F# B
Got a lotta heartache
B F# B
He's a fucking weasel
E F# E
His issues make my mind ache
F# E F#
Wanna make a deal
B F# B
Cause I love your little motions
B F# B
You with your pigtails
E F# E
What a nice creation
F# E F#
Worth another night in jail
Interlude: D--D/F#-Em-G--A-Bm-A/C#-
Chorus 1:
B
He's a player diarrhea giver
tried to grow his hair out
B/D# C#m
when friends were listening to Slayer
E
I would like to find him Friday night
F#
Hanging out with mom and
trying on his father's tights
E
Life just sucks
F#
I lost the one
B
I'm giving up
G#m
she found someone but
E
There's plenty more
F# G#m F#/A# B E F# D--G-A-
Girls are such a drag
Verse 2:
B F# B
So all you little ladies
B F# B
Be sure to choose the right guys
E F# E
You'll come back to me maybe
F# E F#
I'll shower you with lies
B F# B C#m B
Got a lotta heartache
B F# B
He's a fucking weasel
E F# E
Decisions make my mind ache
F# E F#
Wanna make a deal
Interlude: D--D/F#-Em-G--A-Bm-A/C#-
Chorus 2:
B
Ease away the problems
and the pain The girl
chose the guy
B/D#
that makes you wanna
C#m
kick and scream
E
All along you wish
that she would stay
F# G#m
Fuck the guy that took her
F#/A#
and ran away yeah
B
He's a player diarrhea giver
tried to grow his hair out
B/D# C#m
when friends were listening to Slayer
E
I would like to find him Friday night
F#
Hanging out with mom and
trying on his father's tights
E
Life just sucks
F#
I lost the one
B
I'm giving up
G#m
she found someone but
E
There's plenty more
F# G#m F#/A#
Girls are such a drag
Interlude: D--G-A- x3, D--G(hold)
Chorus 3:
E
Fuck this place
F#
I lost the war
B
I hate you all
G#m
your mom's a whore
E
Where's my dog?
F#
Cause girls
G#m F#/A# B D(hold)
are such a drag
7.) Adam's Song
Key: A
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords used:
A - x32010
Bm - xx0231
F#m - x02210
E - 320033
D - 133211
Intro: Am--G--F--Dm-F- x2
Verse 1:
A
I never thought
D
I'd die alone
F#m D
I laughed the loudest
who'd have known?
A D
I traced the cord
back to the wall
F#m D
No wonder it was never
plugged in at all
A
I took my time
D
I hurried up
F#m D
The choice was mine
I didn't think enough
A
I'm too depressed
D F#m
to go on You'll
D
be sorry when
A Bm F#m D A Bm F#m D
I'm gone
Refrain 1:
A Bm
I never conquered
F#m
rarely came
D
Sixteen just held
such better days
A Bm
Days when I still
F#m
felt alive
D
We couldn't wait
to get out..
Chorus 1:
A
...side The world was
Bm F#m
wide too late to try
D
The tour was over
A
we'd survived
Bm
I couldn't wait
F#m
till I got home
D
To pass the time
in my room alone
(Repeat Intro)
Verse 2:
A D
I never thought
F#m
I'd die alone
D
Another six months
I'll be unknown
A D
Give all my things
F#m
to all my friends
D
You'll never step foot
in my room again
A
You'll close it
D F#m
off board it up
D
Remember the time that
I spilled the cup
A D
Of apple juice
F#m
in the hall
D
Please tell mom this
A Bm F#m D A Bm
D
is not her fault
(Repeat Refrain 1)
(Repeat Chorus 1)
Interlude: C--F--G--F--C--F--G-Am-F-- x2
C--D x3, G--Am-F-
Refrain 2:
A Bm
I never conquered
F#m
rarely came
D
But tomorrow holds
such better days
A Bm
Days when I can
F#m
still feel alive
When I can't
D
wait to get out...
Chorus 2:
A
...side The world is
Bm F#m
wide the time goes by
D
The tour is over
A
I've survived
Bm
I can't wait
F#m
till I get home
D
To pass the time
C(hold)
in my room alone
8.) All The Small Things
Key: A
Chords used:
A - x32010
E - 320003
F#m - x02210
D - 133211
Intro: G(hold), C--G-G-Am-F- x2
Verse 1:
A E
All the small things
D E
True care truth brings
A E
I'll take one lift
D E
You're right best trip
A E
Always I know
D E
You'll be at my show
A E
Watching waiting
D E
Commi--serating
Chorus 1:
A E
Say it ain't so I will not go
D
Turn the lights off carry me home
A
Nana nana nana nana na na
E D
Nana nana nana nana na na
A
Nana nana nana nana na na
E D
Nana nana nana nana na na
Post Chorus: C--G-G-Am-F- x2
Verse 2:
A E
Late night come home
D E
Work sucks I know
A E
She left me roses
D
by the stairs
E
Surprises let me
know she cares
(Repeat Chorus 1)
Interlude: C--F-G- x4
Chorus 2:
A
Say it ain't so
E
I will not go
D
Turn the lights off
A
carry me home
Keep your head still
E
I'll be your thrill
D
The night will go on
A
my little windmill
Say it ain't so
E
I will not go
D
Turn the lights off
A
carry me home
Keep your head still
E
I'll be your thrill
D
The night will go on
the night will go on
C(hold)
My little windmill
8.) The Party Song
Key: G#
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords used:
G# - x24442
C# - 022100
D# - 244322
A#m - x46654
Intro:
[whisper]
Here you go
motherfuckers...
Verse 1:
G#
Do you wanna
C#
come to a party
My friends picked me
A#m C#
up in a truck at 11:30
G#
The things at a frat house
C#
but the people are cool there
A#m
Reluctant I followed but
C#
I never dreamed there
G#
Would be someone there who
C#
would catch my attention
A#m
I wasn't out searching
C#
for love or affection
G#
So I paid my three and
C#
the girls got in free
A#m
Shined the beer for tequila
C# D# G#
and we headed into the party
Verse 2:
G#
And then in the backyard
C#
some terrible ska band
A#m
Someone in the background
C#
was doing a keg stand
G#
This place is so lame all
C#
these girls look the same
A#m
All these guys have no game
C#
I wish I would've stayed
G#
In my bed back at home
C#
watching TV alone
A#m
Where I'd put on some porn
C#
or have sex on the phone
G#
Far from people I hate down
C#
from anywhere state
A#m
Trying to intoxicate girls
C#
to give them head
D# G#
after the party
Refrain 1:
G# A#m
And then I saw
C#
her standing there
D#
With green eyes and
G#
long blond hair
A#m C#
She wasn't wearing underwear
D#
at least I prayed that
G# A#m
She might be the one
C# D#
maybe we'd have some fun
G# A#m
Maybe we'd watch the sun rise
C#
But that night I learned
D#
some girls try too hard
Chorus 1:
G#
na na na
C#
na na na
A#m
na na na
C#
Some girls
try too hard
G#
na na na
C#
na na na
A#m
na na na
C#
Some girls
G#
try too hard
C#
to impress
A#m
With the way
C#
that they dress
G#
With those things
C#
on their chests
A#m
And the things
C#
they suggest to me
Verse 3:
G#
I couldn't believe what
C#
this lady was saying
A#m
The names she was dropping
C#
the games she was playing
G#
She dated this guy who
C#
now rides for Black Flys
A#m
How she's down with Iwise
C#
well constructed disguise
G#
Now I'd rather go dateless than
C#
stay here and hate this
A#m
Her volume of makeup her
C#
fake tits were tasteless
G#
So I said I'd call her
C#
but never would bother
A#m
Until I got turned down by
C# D# G#
another girl at a party
Refrain 2:
G# A#m
So when you see
C#
her standing there
D#
With green eyes and
G#
long blonde hair
She won't be
A#m C#
wearing underwear
D#
and you'll discover
G# A#m
This girl's not the one
C# D#
and she'll never be fun
G# A#m
You should just turn and run
C#
Because you'll find out that
D#
some girls try too hard
Chorus 2:
G#
na na na
C#
na na na
A#m
na na na
C#
Some girls
try too hard
G#
na na na
C#
na na na
A#m
na na na
C#
Some girls
G#
try too hard
C#
to impress
A#m
With the way
C#
that they dress
G#
With those things
C#
on their chests
A#m
And the things
C#
they suggest to me
G#
na na na
C#
na na na
A#m
na na na
C#
Some girls
try too hard
G#
na na na
C#
na na na
A#m
na na na
C#
Some girls
B(hold)
try too hard
10.) Mutt
Key: F#
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords used:
F# - x02220
G#m - x24432
A#m - x46654
B - xx0232
D#m - 244222
C# - 022100
Intro: A--D--, A--Bm-C#m-D--F#m-E--
A--Bm-C#m-D--E--D--
Guitar 2:
e|-----------------------|
B|---2----2-----2-----2--|
G|-2----2-----2-----2----|
D|----2-----2-----2------| x4
A|-----------------------|
E|-----------------------|
Bass:
F# B F# G#m A#m B D#m C#
G|-----9-|-------|---------|-----|-----|---------|-----|-----|
D|-7-7---|-----7-|---------|-----|-----|---------|-4-4-|-2-2-|
A|-------|-5-5---|-0-0-0-0-|-2-2-|-4-4-|-5-5-5-5-|-----|-----|
E|-------|-------|---------|-----|-----|---------|-----|-----|
x8 x8 x3 x3
F# G#m A#m B C# B
G|---------|-----|-----|---------|---------|---------|
D|---------|-----|-----|---------|-2-2-2-2-|-0-0-0-0-|
A|-0-0-0-0-|-2-2-|-4-4-|-5-5-5-5-|---------|---------|
E|---------|-----|-----|---------|---------|---------|
x3 x3
Verse 1:
F# D#m
He pauses shaving and he tells
C#
himself that he is the bomb
F#
She has her curlers set her
D#m C#
credit cards are paying the funds
F#
He's not that old I've been
D#m C#
told a strong sexual goal
F#
She goes out every day
D#m C#
She goes every way
Refrain:
B
oh yeah They don't
C#
even care at all
Bass Solo: A--Bm-D-C#m- x2
Bass:
F# G#m B A#m
G|------------|------------|---|----|
D|------2h4p2-|------------|---|----|
A|-0--0-------|-2--2--2--2-|-5-|-4--|
E|------------|------------|---|----|
x2
Chorus:
F#
She's open
G#m B
waiting for more
A#m F#
And I know he's
G#m B
only looking to score
A#m F#
And it is way
too unhealthy
G#m B A#m
Often they've typically
F#
Been starved for
G#m B A#m
attention before
Interlude: A--Bm-C#m-D--F#m-E--
A--Bm-C#m-D--E--D--
Verse 2:
F# D#m
She smokes a dozen and he doesn't
C#
seem to notice the smell
F#
He took the seat off his own
D#m C#
bike because the way that it
F#
felt He wants to bone this I
D#m C#
know she is ready to blow
F#
They go out every night
D#m C#
His pants are super tight
(Repeat Refrain, Bass Solo and Chorus)
Interlude: A--Bm--D-A#m x4
Guitar 2:
F# G#m B A#m
e|-----|-----|-----|-----|
B|-----|-----|-----|-----|
G|-2-2-|-4-4-|-7-7-|-6-6-|
D|-2-2-|-4-4-|-7-7-|-6-6-| x2
A|-0-0-|-2-2-|-5-5-|-4-4-|
E|-----|-----|-----|-----|
e|-----------------------|
B|---2----2-----2-----2--|
G|-2----2-----2-----2----|
D|----2-----2-----2------| x2
A|-----------------------|
E|-----------------------|
Bass:
F# G#m B A#m
G|------------|------------|---|----|
D|------2h4p2-|------------|---|----|
A|-0--0-------|-2--2--2--2-|-5-|-4--|
E|------------|------------|---|----|
x2
(Repeat Chorus)
Outro: A--Bm--D-A#m x2, A(hold)
11.) Wendy Clear
Key: A
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords used:
A - x32010
Bm - xx0231
E - 320003
D - 133211
F#m - x02210
Intro: C-Dm- x2, C--F--G-F--
Verse 1:
A
lets take the boat out on the bay
E D
forget your job for just one day
F#m D E A
I wish it didnt have to be so bad
A
it might be inappropriate because
E D
you where your baggage tight oh yeah
F#m D E A
i wish it didnt have to be so bad
E D A
but i play with fire to break the ice
E D A
and ive played with a nuclear device
Chorus 1:
F#m D
is it something i'll regret
A E
what do i want what i cant get
F#m D
i wish it didn't have to be so bad
Post Chorus: C--F--G-F--
Verse 2:
A
the 3 date theory
is getting old
everybody is getting
E D
left out in the cold
F#m D E A
i wish it didnt have to be so bad
A
so i see you with another
guy who pretends to here
E D
you when you cry "oh yeah"
F#m D E A
i wish it didnt have to be so bad
E D A
but i play with fire to break the ice
E D A
and ive played with a nuclear device
Chorus 2:
F#m D
is it something i'll regret
A E
what do i want what i cant get
F#m D
i wish it didn't have to be so bad
Bridge:
F#m D A
i'll be moving on moving
E F#m D A
on moving on and on and on
F#m D A E
moving on moving on
F#m D A D E D A
moving on and on and on
E D A
but i play with fire to break the ice
E D A
and ive played with a nuclear device
Chorus 3:
F#m D
is it something i'll regret
A E
what do i want what i cant get
F#m D
i wish it didn't have to be so bad
E D A
i wish it didn't have to be so bad
E D A
i wish it didn't have to be so bad
E D C(hold)
i wish it didn't have to be so bad
12.) Anthem
Key: G#
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords used:
G# - x24442
A#m - x46654
Cm - x68876
C# - 022100
D# - 244322
Fm - 466444
Intro: B-- x4, E-D#-E-F#
Verse 1:
G#
Home show mom wont know
C# D#
Run out the back door
C# D#
He's passed out on the floor
G# A#m Cm
Third time, been caught twice
C# D#
Forgive our neighbor Bob
C# D#
I think he humped the dog
Refrain:
Fm D#
But good things come
C#
to those who wait
D#
Cause she laid me
Fm D#
And mom and dad
C#
possess the key
D#
Instant slavery
Fm D#
No need explain the plan
C# D#
No need to even bother
Fm D#
I'll pack my bags
C#
I swear I'll run
D#
Wish my friends
were twenty-one
Interlude: B--x2, C#
Verse 2:
G#
White lies
A#m Cm
bloodshot eyes
C# D#
Breath of alcohol
C# D#
Stole it from the mall
G#
How's Chris marked
A#m Cm
with lipstick
C#
Better call
D#
their fathers
C#
Sleeping with
D#
your daughters
(Repeat Refrain)
Chorus:
G# C#
You dont belong you
G# D#
left the kids to carry on
G#
You planned their fall
C#
Too bad youre wrong dont need
G# D#
a mom dad slave drive song
Post Chorus 1:
G# C#
I time bomb I time bomb
Fm D#
I time bomb I time bomb
G# C# D# C# G# C# D# C#
I time bomb
Interlude: B-- x4, E-D#-E-F#
Verse 3:
G#
Turn low the radio
C# D#
I think I hear my dad
C# D#
Yelling at the band
(Repeat Refrain)
(Repeat Chorus)
Post Chorus 2:
G# C#
I time bomb I time bomb
Fm D#
I time bomb I time bomb
G# C#
I time bomb I time bomb
Fm D#
I time bomb I time bomb
B(hold)
I time bomb