Verse
D
Well I was sober as a judge walkin' around Williamsburg
A
You know they oughta rename this place vodkasodaburg
G
'Cause I've been drinkin' with they homos and they say that they ain't homos but they
D
look like one to me.
[Chorus]
D
I got 25 bucks to blow in vodkasodaburg
A
Yeah that's five drinks at five-by-five n don't leave a tip
G D
Yeah that's ice and that's vodka and that's soda, no lime, don't put no bullshit straw into it
[Verse 2]
D
Just now starting to get it right in vodkasodaburg
A
Well my brain is feeling sparkly wow
G
Oh I so iso-ppropriate alcohol
D
Mmm everything is clear to me now
[Chorus]
D
Well I met a local man in vodkasodaburg
A
Him's a self-described hopeless romantic
G
Him gonna buy me another drink he must be retarded
D
And go back to his fucking pad alone in Bushwick
[Verse 3]
G A
And I went home with a mulatto
G A
Oh yeah he had some mighty cold snow
G A
And that's why then he wrote a song about me
G A
Oh no, I was lucky to be alive
[Chorus]
D
I threw up and mosied on back to vodkasodaburg
A
All the bartenders there all hate my fuckin' guts
G
I was just tryin' to get my time to shine
All the girls turnin' into bitches
D
Spending three hundred dollars on a dress just trying to get fucked
[Verse 4]
G A
And this is where I get off
G A
Oh yeah probably never gonna stop
G A
'Cause I can't I said I'm never gonna stop
G A
No I said I'm never gonna stop, stop!
[Outro]
D
I was a sad sack of shit walkin' around Williamsburg
A
Just like all the residents that live in Williamsburg
G
I was just trying to take a little trip to vodkasodaburg
D A D
Can I please be anywhere else in the world except for here.