Verse
F
Well I was sober as a judge walkin' around Williamsburg
C
You know they oughta rename this place vodkasodaburg
A#
'Cause I've been drinkin' with they homos and they say that they ain't homos but they
F
look like one to me.
[Chorus]
F
I got 25 bucks to blow in vodkasodaburg
C
Yeah that's five drinks at five-by-five n don't leave a tip
A# F
Yeah that's ice and that's vodka and that's soda, no lime, don't put no bullshit straw into it
[Verse 2]
F
Just now starting to get it right in vodkasodaburg
C
Well my brain is feeling sparkly wow
A#
Oh I so iso-ppropriate alcohol
F
Mmm everything is clear to me now
[Chorus]
F
Well I met a local man in vodkasodaburg
C
Him's a self-described hopeless romantic
A#
Him gonna buy me another drink he must be retarded
F
And go back to his fucking pad alone in Bushwick
[Verse 3]
A# C
And I went home with a mulatto
A# C
Oh yeah he had some mighty cold snow
A# C
And that's why then he wrote a song about me
A# C
Oh no, I was lucky to be alive
[Chorus]
F
I threw up and mosied on back to vodkasodaburg
C
All the bartenders there all hate my fuckin' guts
A#
I was just tryin' to get my time to shine
All the girls turnin' into bitches
F
Spending three hundred dollars on a dress just trying to get fucked
[Verse 4]
A# C
And this is where I get off
A# C
Oh yeah probably never gonna stop
A# C
'Cause I can't I said I'm never gonna stop
A# C
No I said I'm never gonna stop, stop!
[Outro]
F
I was a sad sack of shit walkin' around Williamsburg
C
Just like all the residents that live in Williamsburg
A#
I was just trying to take a little trip to vodkasodaburg
F C F
Can I please be anywhere else in the world except for here.