Verse
F#
Well I was sober as a judge walkin' around Williamsburg
C#
You know they oughta rename this place vodkasodaburg
B
'Cause I've been drinkin' with they homos and they say that they ain't homos but they
F#
look like one to me.
[Chorus]
F#
I got 25 bucks to blow in vodkasodaburg
C#
Yeah that's five drinks at five-by-five n don't leave a tip
B F#
Yeah that's ice and that's vodka and that's soda, no lime, don't put no bullshit straw into it
[Verse 2]
F#
Just now starting to get it right in vodkasodaburg
C#
Well my brain is feeling sparkly wow
B
Oh I so iso-ppropriate alcohol
F#
Mmm everything is clear to me now
[Chorus]
F#
Well I met a local man in vodkasodaburg
C#
Him's a self-described hopeless romantic
B
Him gonna buy me another drink he must be retarded
F#
And go back to his fucking pad alone in Bushwick
[Verse 3]
B C#
And I went home with a mulatto
B C#
Oh yeah he had some mighty cold snow
B C#
And that's why then he wrote a song about me
B C#
Oh no, I was lucky to be alive
[Chorus]
F#
I threw up and mosied on back to vodkasodaburg
C#
All the bartenders there all hate my fuckin' guts
B
I was just tryin' to get my time to shine
All the girls turnin' into bitches
F#
Spending three hundred dollars on a dress just trying to get fucked
[Verse 4]
B C#
And this is where I get off
B C#
Oh yeah probably never gonna stop
B C#
'Cause I can't I said I'm never gonna stop
B C#
No I said I'm never gonna stop, stop!
[Outro]
F#
I was a sad sack of shit walkin' around Williamsburg
C#
Just like all the residents that live in Williamsburg
B
I was just trying to take a little trip to vodkasodaburg
F# C# F#
Can I please be anywhere else in the world except for here.