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Gb
Once there was a fellow and his name was Buzz
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He was just a rookie cop, just a baby fuzz
Cb
He patrolled the Sunset Strip
D
In the land of the free and the home of the hip
A
He protected you and me
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Until he met a girl named Alice D.
Gb
Alice was the girl that all good hippies dread
Cb G#
And they called her Sweet Alice D. Head
Cb D
Alice it was plain to see was full of pot and STP
A
She'd attract a great big crowd
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Because her inner peace was much too loud
Gb
Good Buzz did the thing that good fuzz must
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Shoved his gun in Alice's chest and said "Dis is a bust!"
Cb
Put the flashlight to her eyes
D
She began to hyp-no-tize
A
Buzz said "What a wild sensation
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This must be halu-halu-sinay-sinay-shun-shun-shun."
Gb
Love is so sensational
Cb G#
When you fall in love with eyes dilational
Cb
Buzz said "Alice, you I like.
D
Come take ride on my fuzzy bike.
A
Soon it will be gettin' dark
G# C# Gb
And we can watch the stars from Griffith Park."
Gb
So they both went out and dug astrology
Cb G#
Through their mutual halucinology
Cb
Now they're taking pills and shots
D
And Buzz is not afraid of Watts
A G#
Buzz and Alice A# have shown the way
C# Gb
Of where the fuzz might be some day
Cb
Buzz is still a cop of course
D
He's the pusher on the force
A
He's protecting you and me
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From evil women like poor Alice D.