Verse
A
Once there was a fellow and his name was Buzz
D B
He was just a rookie cop, just a baby fuzz
D
He patrolled the Sunset Strip
F
In the land of the free and the home of the hip
C
He protected you and me
B E A
Until he met a girl named Alice D.
A
Alice was the girl that all good hippies dread
D B
And they called her Sweet Alice D. Head
D F
Alice it was plain to see was full of pot and STP
C
She'd attract a great big crowd
B E A
Because her inner peace was much too loud
A
Good Buzz did the thing that good fuzz must
D B
Shoved his gun in Alice's chest and said "Dis is a bust!"
D
Put the flashlight to her eyes
F
She began to hyp-no-tize
C
Buzz said "What a wild sensation
B E A
This must be halu-halu-sinay-sinay-shun-shun-shun."
A
Love is so sensational
D B
When you fall in love with eyes dilational
D
Buzz said "Alice, you I like.
F
Come take ride on my fuzzy bike.
C
Soon it will be gettin' dark
B E A
And we can watch the stars from Griffith Park."
A
So they both went out and dug astrology
D B
Through their mutual halucinology
D
Now they're taking pills and shots
F
And Buzz is not afraid of Watts
C B
Buzz and Alice C# have shown the way
E A
Of where the fuzz might be some day
D
Buzz is still a cop of course
F
He's the pusher on the force
C
He's protecting you and me
B E A
From evil women like poor Alice D.