Verse
G
Once there was a fellow and his name was Buzz
C A
He was just a rookie cop, just a baby fuzz
C
He patrolled the Sunset Strip
Eb
In the land of the free and the home of the hip
A#
He protected you and me
A D G
Until he met a girl named Alice D.
G
Alice was the girl that all good hippies dread
C A
And they called her Sweet Alice D. Head
C Eb
Alice it was plain to see was full of pot and STP
A#
She'd attract a great big crowd
A D G
Because her inner peace was much too loud
G
Good Buzz did the thing that good fuzz must
C A
Shoved his gun in Alice's chest and said "Dis is a bust!"
C
Put the flashlight to her eyes
Eb
She began to hyp-no-tize
A#
Buzz said "What a wild sensation
A D G
This must be halu-halu-sinay-sinay-shun-shun-shun."
G
Love is so sensational
C A
When you fall in love with eyes dilational
C
Buzz said "Alice, you I like.
Eb
Come take ride on my fuzzy bike.
A#
Soon it will be gettin' dark
A D G
And we can watch the stars from Griffith Park."
G
So they both went out and dug astrology
C A
Through their mutual halucinology
C
Now they're taking pills and shots
Eb
And Buzz is not afraid of Watts
A# A
Buzz and Alice B have shown the way
D G
Of where the fuzz might be some day
C
Buzz is still a cop of course
Eb
He's the pusher on the force
A#
He's protecting you and me
A D G
From evil women like poor Alice D.