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Once there was a fellow and his name was Buzz
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He was just a rookie cop, just a baby fuzz
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He patrolled the Sunset Strip
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In the land of the free and the home of the hip
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He protected you and me
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Until he met a girl named Alice D.
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Alice was the girl that all good hippies dread
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And they called her Sweet Alice D. Head
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Alice it was plain to see was full of pot and STP
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She'd attract a great big crowd
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Because her inner peace was much too loud
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Good Buzz did the thing that good fuzz must
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Shoved his gun in Alice's chest and said "Dis is a bust!"
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Put the flashlight to her eyes
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She began to hyp-no-tize
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Buzz said "What a wild sensation
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This must be halu-halu-sinay-sinay-shun-shun-shun."
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Love is so sensational
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When you fall in love with eyes dilational
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Buzz said "Alice, you I like.
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Come take ride on my fuzzy bike.
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Soon it will be gettin' dark
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And we can watch the stars from Griffith Park."
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So they both went out and dug astrology
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Through their mutual halucinology
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Now they're taking pills and shots
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And Buzz is not afraid of Watts
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Buzz and Alice D have shown the way
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Of where the fuzz might be some day
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Buzz is still a cop of course
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He's the pusher on the force
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He's protecting you and me
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From evil women like poor Alice D.