D E
It may sound stupid when I say it out loud
D E
Like I'm just jealous of his silver cloud
D E
He looks real good he drinks diet Coke
D E
He gets his NME's sent by air not boat
A
I wish I was him
D E
He gets the women at his feet
A
With all his cool friends
D E
He gets his records for free
A
I wish I was him
D E
He has no enemies
A D E
I wish I was him
D
He's got six different flannel shirts
E
Airwalks not thongs
D E
He even understands the words to Pavement songs
D E
He's got his new guitar toys
D E
He loves Smudge and the Beastie Boys
A
I wish I was him
D E
He gets the women at his feet
A
With all his cool friends
D E
He gets his records for free
A
I wish I was him
D E
He has no enemies
A D E
I wish I was him
D E
I feel much better now I've let it all out
D E
He's got big biceps and a masculine shout
D E
I don't want to sound like I'm trying to be mean
D E
But he plays guitar much faster than me
A
I wish I was him
D E
He gets the women at his feet
A
With all his cool friends
D E
He gets his records for free
A
I wish I was him
D E
He has no enemies
A D E
I wish I was him
A
I wish I was him
D E
He gets the women at his feet
A
With all his cool friends
D E
He gets his records for free
A
I wish I was him
D E
He has no enemies
A D E
I wish I was him
A D E
I wish I was him