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It may sound stupid when I say it out loud
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Like I'm just jealous of his silver cloud
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He looks real good he drinks diet Coke
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He gets his NME's sent by air not boat
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I wish I was him
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He gets the women at his feet
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With all his cool friends
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He gets his records for free
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I wish I was him
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He has no enemies
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I wish I was him
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He's got six different flannel shirts
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Airwalks not thongs
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He even understands the words to Pavement songs
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He's got his new guitar toys
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He loves Smudge and the Beastie Boys
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I wish I was him
G# A#
He gets the women at his feet
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With all his cool friends
G# A#
He gets his records for free
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I wish I was him
G# A#
He has no enemies
D# G# A#
I wish I was him
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I feel much better now I've let it all out
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He's got big biceps and a masculine shout
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I don't want to sound like I'm trying to be mean
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But he plays guitar much faster than me
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I wish I was him
G# A#
He gets the women at his feet
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With all his cool friends
G# A#
He gets his records for free
D#
I wish I was him
G# A#
He has no enemies
D# G# A#
I wish I was him
D#
I wish I was him
G# A#
He gets the women at his feet
D#
With all his cool friends
G# A#
He gets his records for free
D#
I wish I was him
G# A#
He has no enemies
D# G# A#
I wish I was him
D# G# A#
I wish I was him