D# F
It may sound stupid when I say it out loud
D# F
Like I'm just jealous of his silver cloud
D# F
He looks real good he drinks diet Coke
D# F
He gets his NME's sent by air not boat
A#
I wish I was him
D# F
He gets the women at his feet
A#
With all his cool friends
D# F
He gets his records for free
A#
I wish I was him
D# F
He has no enemies
A# D# F
I wish I was him
D#
He's got six different flannel shirts
F
Airwalks not thongs
D# F
He even understands the words to Pavement songs
D# F
He's got his new guitar toys
D# F
He loves Smudge and the Beastie Boys
A#
I wish I was him
D# F
He gets the women at his feet
A#
With all his cool friends
D# F
He gets his records for free
A#
I wish I was him
D# F
He has no enemies
A# D# F
I wish I was him
D# F
I feel much better now I've let it all out
D# F
He's got big biceps and a masculine shout
D# F
I don't want to sound like I'm trying to be mean
D# F
But he plays guitar much faster than me
A#
I wish I was him
D# F
He gets the women at his feet
A#
With all his cool friends
D# F
He gets his records for free
A#
I wish I was him
D# F
He has no enemies
A# D# F
I wish I was him
A#
I wish I was him
D# F
He gets the women at his feet
A#
With all his cool friends
D# F
He gets his records for free
A#
I wish I was him
D# F
He has no enemies
A# D# F
I wish I was him
A# D# F
I wish I was him