Intro
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Uh-Oh!
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VERSE 1:
B
Hey Dr. Yang
E
Chain-smoking Chinese centenarian
F# G#m (A) E
Deck my back with pins
F# B
Connect the wires and plug me in
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Uh-Oh!
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VERSE 2:
B
Hey, Love Master Z
E
Sexy online psychic overseas
F# G#m (A) E
When my bank card clears
F# B
Tell me things I want to hear
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Yeah, Yeah
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BRIDGE:
G#m E7
Well I might be dyin'
B F#
Or maybe I got too much time
G#m
I can't stop my mind
E7
It's runnin' right
B
With these false teeth
F#
And these plastic knees
G#m G#m/G
Go squeak, squeak, squeak
G#m/F# G#m/E
From the porch to the street
E
Hey Hey Hey Hey
G
Hey Hey Hey Hey
VERSE 3:
B
Hey Dr. Jack
E
Bend me like a pretzel till I crack
F# G#m (A) E
All my joints and bones
F# B
Beat me up and send me home
B
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(D) (A) (G) (D) (A) (G) (D) (A) (G) (D) (A) (G)
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
OUTRO:
G#m F# E
I've got too much time
G#m F# E
Baby may I might be dyin'
F# E
Got to help me fallin' doctor
F# E
Got to help me fallin'
B
Hey Dr. Yang
B
End on D