Intro
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Uh-Oh!
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VERSE 1:
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Hey Dr. Yang
F
Chain-smoking Chinese centenarian
G Am (A) F
Deck my back with pins
G C
Connect the wires and plug me in
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Uh-Oh!
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VERSE 2:
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Hey, Love Master Z
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Sexy online psychic overseas
G Am (A) F
When my bank card clears
G C
Tell me things I want to hear
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Yeah, Yeah
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BRIDGE:
Am F7
Well I might be dyin'
C G
Or maybe I got too much time
Am
I can't stop my mind
F7
It's runnin' right
C
With these false teeth
G
And these plastic knees
Am Am/G#
Go squeak, squeak, squeak
Am/G Am/F
From the porch to the street
F
Hey Hey Hey Hey
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Hey Hey Hey Hey
VERSE 3:
C
Hey Dr. Jack
F
Bend me like a pretzel till I crack
G Am (A) F
All my joints and bones
G C
Beat me up and send me home
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Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
OUTRO:
Am G F
I've got too much time
Am G F
Baby may I might be dyin'
G F
Got to help me fallin' doctor
G F
Got to help me fallin'
C
Hey Dr. Yang
C
End on D