Intro
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Uh-Oh!
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VERSE 1:
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Hey Dr. Yang
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Chain-smoking Chinese centenarian
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Deck my back with pins
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Connect the wires and plug me in
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Uh-Oh!
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VERSE 2:
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Hey, Love Master Z
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Sexy online psychic overseas
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When my bank card clears
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Tell me things I want to hear
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Yeah, Yeah
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BRIDGE:
A#m F#7
Well I might be dyin'
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Or maybe I got too much time
A#m
I can't stop my mind
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It's runnin' right
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With these false teeth
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And these plastic knees
A#m A#m/A
Go squeak, squeak, squeak
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From the porch to the street
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Hey Hey Hey Hey
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Hey Hey Hey Hey
VERSE 3:
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Hey Dr. Jack
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Bend me like a pretzel till I crack
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All my joints and bones
G# C#
Beat me up and send me home
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Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
OUTRO:
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I've got too much time
A#m G# F#
Baby may I might be dyin'
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Got to help me fallin' doctor
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Got to help me fallin'
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Hey Dr. Yang
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End on D