Verse F#
Six in the morning, I ain't ever gonna drink again
B
I dropped dead, it was a funeral for a friend
F#
Take all the bottles out my fridge, you can bury 'em
C#
I don't wanna end up in another scenario
F#
Got to the bar, we started drinkin' some liquor
B
On a Tuesday night at Applebees you called me a quitter
F#
But I wish I had a dollar every time we crushed oranges
C#
Always followed up by impossible mornings
[Hook]
B C#
Cause I'm so tired of beer and liqour
F# C# D#m
Everybody knows I'm a social drinker
B C#
When I get with my friends, I should have stayed in
F# C# D#m
Tomorrow I'll be wakin' up with my head achin'
B C#
Save me from myself, I'm a firestone
[Verse 2]
F#
Ahh no, no, not gonna answer my phone on purpose
B
Called up T-Mobile just to cancel all my service
F#
Cause I know what happens when we all get together
C#
Cause birthday parties start with Jameson and gingers
F#
I gotta get up early man, I'm tryna buy a house
B
It's hard to be an adult, don't wanna see my bank account
F#
Ever since I turned 30 all the hangovers kill me
C#
Y'all are fuckin' crazy but we can't stop from spillin' yo
[Hook]
B C#
Cause I'm so tired of beer and liquor
F# C# D#m
Everybody knows I'm a social drinker
B C#
When I get with my friends, I should have stayed in
F# C# D#m
Tomorrow I'll be wakin' up with my head achin'
B C# F# C# D#m
Save me from myself, I'm a firestone
Whoa-ohh
B C# F# C# D#m
Save me from myself, I'm a firestone, Whoa-ohh ohohh
B C#
Save me from myself
[Trombone Solo]
| F# | B | F# | C# |
| F# | B | F# | C# |
[Bridge]
D#m
I wanna stop but then I think all of the things I'm missin'
B
Go to the beach and have some drinks, sit by the ocean, listen
F#
To all the waves while they're crashing down
C#
Just like my principles when they're allowed to drown, yeah
D#m
I really hate that it's so easy just for me to break
B
All the promises I made for myself every day
F#
I can't beat 'em so I join 'em for another drink
C#
I'll just start over tomorrow
[Hook]
B C#
Cause I'm so tired of beer and liquor
F# C# D#m
Everybody knows I'm a social drinker
B C#
When I get with my friends, I shoulda stayed in
F# C# D#m
Tomorrow I'll be wakin' up with my head achin'
B C#
And every day is a celebration
F# C# D#m
Gettin' offa work for inebriation
B C# F# C# D#m
Save me from myself, I'm a firestone Whoa-ohh
B C# F# C# D#m
Save me from myself, I'm a firestone Whoa-ohh ohohh
B C#
Save me from myself, I'm a firestone