Verse D#
Six in the morning, I ain't ever gonna drink again
G#
I dropped dead, it was a funeral for a friend
D#
Take all the bottles out my fridge, you can bury 'em
A#
I don't wanna end up in another scenario
D#
Got to the bar, we started drinkin' some liquor
G#
On a Tuesday night at Applebees you called me a quitter
D#
But I wish I had a dollar every time we crushed oranges
A#
Always followed up by impossible mornings
[Hook]
G# A#
Cause I'm so tired of beer and liqour
D# A# Cm
Everybody knows I'm a social drinker
G# A#
When I get with my friends, I should have stayed in
D# A# Cm
Tomorrow I'll be wakin' up with my head achin'
G# A#
Save me from myself, I'm a firestone
[Verse 2]
D#
Ahh no, no, not gonna answer my phone on purpose
G#
Called up T-Mobile just to cancel all my service
D#
Cause I know what happens when we all get together
A#
Cause birthday parties start with Jameson and gingers
D#
I gotta get up early man, I'm tryna buy a house
G#
It's hard to be an adult, don't wanna see my bank account
D#
Ever since I turned 30 all the hangovers kill me
A#
Y'all are fuckin' crazy but we can't stop from spillin' yo
[Hook]
G# A#
Cause I'm so tired of beer and liquor
D# A# Cm
Everybody knows I'm a social drinker
G# A#
When I get with my friends, I should have stayed in
D# A# Cm
Tomorrow I'll be wakin' up with my head achin'
G# A# D# A# Cm
Save me from myself, I'm a firestone
Whoa-ohh
G# A# D# A# Cm
Save me from myself, I'm a firestone, Whoa-ohh ohohh
G# A#
Save me from myself
[Trombone Solo]
| D# | G# | D# | A# |
| D# | G# | D# | A# |
[Bridge]
Cm
I wanna stop but then I think all of the things I'm missin'
G#
Go to the beach and have some drinks, sit by the ocean, listen
D#
To all the waves while they're crashing down
A#
Just like my principles when they're allowed to drown, yeah
Cm
I really hate that it's so easy just for me to break
G#
All the promises I made for myself every day
D#
I can't beat 'em so I join 'em for another drink
A#
I'll just start over tomorrow
[Hook]
G# A#
Cause I'm so tired of beer and liquor
D# A# Cm
Everybody knows I'm a social drinker
G# A#
When I get with my friends, I shoulda stayed in
D# A# Cm
Tomorrow I'll be wakin' up with my head achin'
G# A#
And every day is a celebration
D# A# Cm
Gettin' offa work for inebriation
G# A# D# A# Cm
Save me from myself, I'm a firestone Whoa-ohh
G# A# D# A# Cm
Save me from myself, I'm a firestone Whoa-ohh ohohh
G# A#
Save me from myself, I'm a firestone