Verse C#
Six in the morning, I ain't ever gonna drink again
F#
I dropped dead, it was a funeral for a friend
C#
Take all the bottles out my fridge, you can bury 'em
G#
I don't wanna end up in another scenario
C#
Got to the bar, we started drinkin' some liquor
F#
On a Tuesday night at Applebees you called me a quitter
C#
But I wish I had a dollar every time we crushed oranges
G#
Always followed up by impossible mornings
[Hook]
F# G#
Cause I'm so tired of beer and liqour
C# G# A#m
Everybody knows I'm a social drinker
F# G#
When I get with my friends, I should have stayed in
C# G# A#m
Tomorrow I'll be wakin' up with my head achin'
F# G#
Save me from myself, I'm a firestone
[Verse 2]
C#
Ahh no, no, not gonna answer my phone on purpose
F#
Called up T-Mobile just to cancel all my service
C#
Cause I know what happens when we all get together
G#
Cause birthday parties start with Jameson and gingers
C#
I gotta get up early man, I'm tryna buy a house
F#
It's hard to be an adult, don't wanna see my bank account
C#
Ever since I turned 30 all the hangovers kill me
G#
Y'all are fuckin' crazy but we can't stop from spillin' yo
[Hook]
F# G#
Cause I'm so tired of beer and liquor
C# G# A#m
Everybody knows I'm a social drinker
F# G#
When I get with my friends, I should have stayed in
C# G# A#m
Tomorrow I'll be wakin' up with my head achin'
F# G# C# G# A#m
Save me from myself, I'm a firestone
Whoa-ohh
F# G# C# G# A#m
Save me from myself, I'm a firestone, Whoa-ohh ohohh
F# G#
Save me from myself
[Trombone Solo]
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| C# | F# | C# | G# |
[Bridge]
A#m
I wanna stop but then I think all of the things I'm missin'
F#
Go to the beach and have some drinks, sit by the ocean, listen
C#
To all the waves while they're crashing down
G#
Just like my principles when they're allowed to drown, yeah
A#m
I really hate that it's so easy just for me to break
F#
All the promises I made for myself every day
C#
I can't beat 'em so I join 'em for another drink
G#
I'll just start over tomorrow
[Hook]
F# G#
Cause I'm so tired of beer and liquor
C# G# A#m
Everybody knows I'm a social drinker
F# G#
When I get with my friends, I shoulda stayed in
C# G# A#m
Tomorrow I'll be wakin' up with my head achin'
F# G#
And every day is a celebration
C# G# A#m
Gettin' offa work for inebriation
F# G# C# G# A#m
Save me from myself, I'm a firestone Whoa-ohh
F# G# C# G# A#m
Save me from myself, I'm a firestone Whoa-ohh ohohh
F# G#
Save me from myself, I'm a firestone