Intro
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[Verse 1]
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He's outside of the show in L.C#
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Like every day for a few weeks
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Wait for someone to take the bait
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He could be anyone's mistake
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Just say your boyfriend's out of town
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Don't let him bum a cigarette
[Chorus]
C# E
Respect? No way!
A F#m
He's from California
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Show up! Get laid!
A F#m
They can't all ignore ya
C# E A F#m
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
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Good luck, fuckboy
A F#m
No one's rooting for ya
[Verse 2]
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Check for the blue check
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Hit 'em in the F#M
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Are 20k fake fans really gonna reel 'em in?
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Go fish, catfish, tell 'em what you spent
[Chorus]
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Say, "Yes!" Shameless
A F#m
He wants someone famous
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Model, actress
A F#m
Body soft as plastic
C# E A F#m
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
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Good luck, fuckboy
A F#m
See how far you make it
[Post-Chorus]
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And someone should say it
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Listen buddy, listen buddy, listen
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Everyone knows you're playing
C# A F#m
Stop being phony, it's all in your head
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But does it take the pain away?
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You must be so exhausted
[Spoken]
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(Yeah, this is a pretty cool spot, huh?)
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(Yeah, I like it)
A F#m
(Yeah, my buddy actually owns this place!)
C# E A
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
N.C.
You're gonna call me, right?
[Chorus]
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Good luck, fuckboy
A F#m
Meet some actor's daughter
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Say yes, undress
A F#m
Sell her pics, you monster!
C# E A F#m
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
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It's all fake, hot take
A F#m
No one's falling for it
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Good luck, fuckboy
A F#m
Good luck, fuckboy
C# E
Good luck, fuckboy
A F#m
Good luck, fuckboy
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Ah, ah
C# E A F#m C#
Predatory, no one likes you, sorry