Intro
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[Verse 1]
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He's outside of the show in L.F#
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Like every day for a few weeks
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Wait for someone to take the bait
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He could be anyone's mistake
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Just say your boyfriend's out of town
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Don't let him bum a cigarette
[Chorus]
F# A
Respect? No way!
D Bm
He's from California
F# A
Show up! Get laid!
D Bm
They can't all ignore ya
F# A D Bm
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
F# A
Good luck, fuckboy
D Bm
No one's rooting for ya
[Verse 2]
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Check for the blue check
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Hit 'em in the BM
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Are 20k fake fans really gonna reel 'em in?
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Go fish, catfish, tell 'em what you spent
[Chorus]
F# A
Say, "Yes!" Shameless
D Bm
He wants someone famous
F# A
Model, actress
D Bm
Body soft as plastic
F# A D Bm
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
F# A
Good luck, fuckboy
D Bm
See how far you make it
[Post-Chorus]
Bm
And someone should say it
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Listen buddy, listen buddy, listen
Bm
Everyone knows you're playing
F# D Bm
Stop being phony, it's all in your head
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But does it take the pain away?
Bm
You must be so exhausted
[Spoken]
F# A
(Yeah, this is a pretty cool spot, huh?)
A
(Yeah, I like it)
D Bm
(Yeah, my buddy actually owns this place!)
F# A D
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
N.C.
You're gonna call me, right?
[Chorus]
F# A
Good luck, fuckboy
D Bm
Meet some actor's daughter
F# A
Say yes, undress
D Bm
Sell her pics, you monster!
F# A D Bm
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
F# A
It's all fake, hot take
D Bm
No one's falling for it
F# A
Good luck, fuckboy
D Bm
Good luck, fuckboy
F# A
Good luck, fuckboy
D Bm
Good luck, fuckboy
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Ah, ah
F# A D Bm F#
Predatory, no one likes you, sorry